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Old 14th August 2010
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Default Salah Pakai Motor

Pagi ini gue buru-buru untuk sampai dikampus..,karena sudah janji ngumpul sama teman-teman jam 7.

Karena hari ini ada pameran di Istora Senayan,dan kami ada salah satu peserta untuk mengisi acara tersebut.

Sampai dikampus yang lain sudah pada datang.

Enda : "Rom,kita belum beli air ni buat disana..,"
Gue : "Ya udah beli A*UA gelas aja satu dus.."
Enda : "Tapi lu yang beli yap..."
Gue : "Iya..iya..iya...sini kunci motor lu...masak gue bawa A*ua satu dus..

Tanpa pikir panjang gue langsung menuju ke parkiran motor dibelakang kampus. Gue ingat ciri-ciri motor nya Si Enda, yaitu peleg bintang warna putih,Supra X tanpa kap disamping kiri dan kanannya.

Kunci motor di colok kekontak dan distarter....brummm....brummmm..brummm.... Motor pun nyala...langsung gue menuju kedepan.

Gue : "Nda, Helm lu baru nih..,Full Face nih..,,(belum selesai Enda jawab guedah nanya lagi) "Tapi ni gimana buka Jok nya nih..,,lu kok taruh jaket dijepit di Jok sih..,"

Enda : "Eh...Rom Ni mah bukan motor gue..,motor gue tuh didepan...(Enda menunjuk ke depan kampus)

Gue melihat ke arah depan dan benar motor Enda yang sering gue pakai ada disana motornya sama persis.
Gue : "Lah ni motor sapa nih..,,gue kira motor lu."
Enda : "Mana gue tau..hmmm hmmmm..kok kunci nya masuk yap...?? wah berbakat lu jadi Curanmor."
Gue : "Ah sial lu....,lu kagak ngomong sih taruh motor di depan...gue kira motor lu di Parkiran."

Anak-anak pada ngetawain gue. pakai ngakak lagi... Gue langsung pulangin tu motor dan liat kiri kanan,takut yang punya liat..,kok gue bisa bawa motor nya dia..

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Old 27th August 2010
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hahahaha..
cocok jadi pencuri motor tuh.
berbakat banget..
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hahahah kocak ndan
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Di jual aja skalian ndan..itung2 nambah ongkos..wakakaka
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wakakaka ada cocok banget jadi pencuri :nyahaha:
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bakat terpendam
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Di jual aja skalian ndan..itung2 nambah ongkos..wakakaka
setuju banget ane :nyahaha:
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bisa pas gitu kunci nya ya
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waduh.. kok bisa nyala yak..:nyahaha:kkkkkkkk
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untung yang punya ga ada :d
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