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Old 9th June 2012
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Default Tips Melatih Kesabaran (ngakak++)

buat kalian yang sering marah-marah dan susah mengkontrol emosi, ane punya tips tips yg bisa ente lakuin supaya jadi orang yg sabar langsung aja nih ane mau ngasih tips-tips buat melatih kesabaran.. silahkan dipraktekin gan






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for for tips:






1. Nyabutin rumput pake belahan pantat #TipsMelatihKesabaran

2. Ngecat rumah pake busa rokok. #TipsMelatihKesabaran

3. Ngejar kereta pake sepeda anak-anak yang roda tiga. #TipsMelatihKesabaran

4. Ngitung beras sekilo sebutir-sebutir. #TipsMelatihKesabaran

5. Nganterin mantan ke rumah pacar barunya. #TipsMelatihKesabaran

6. Nunggu busway di Stasiun kereta api. #TipsMelatihKesabaran

7. Masukin benang ke lobang jarum sambil naik bajaj. #TipsMelatihKesabaran

8. Makan bubur pake sedotan #TipsMelatihKesabaran

9. Bangunin polisi tidur untuk sholat shubuh #tipsMelatihKesabaran

10. Nyuapin patung pancoran #TipsMelatihKesabaran











kalo tips nya udah bisa dilakuin semuanya, di jamin ente jadi orang yang sabar





TAMBAHAN




Becandaan orang kaya






[spoiler=open this] for becandaan orang kaya:






-Jemur pakaian, jepitnya pake laptop

-Bikin kapal2an pake sertifikat apartemen

-Keluar negeri beli mecin

-Metik mangga~ Panggil Victor Valdes buat nangkepin dari bawah

-ngerokin badan pake kartu kredit

-panggil chris john buat mijitin

-nyuruh rossi jadi tukang ojek











ane cuma mau menghibur aja gan hehe, Buat yang mau nambahin silahkan aja gan, oia.. jangan lupa di




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hadehh kpn abisnya makan bubur pake sedotan

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Old 23rd October 2012
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Itu no 9 nya, emang bangun polisi bwt sholat subuh susah ya ndan???
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:n gakak:
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yang cerita orang kaya gan... kebangetan banget...
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goblok nih
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Bujug, bener2 kudu sabar neh
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wkwwkk....sabariiin sabariiin....
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wah..
sabar banget itu s ich..
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