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Old 26th October 2010
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Default Pekerjaan ortu....

Dalam pelajaran IPS di kelas satu, Bu Guru mengenalkan jenis-jenis pekerjaan orang. Kemudian setiap anak diminta menyebutkan pekerjaan ibunya masing-masing.


Susi : "Mamaku guru SMA."

Anto : "Mamaku punya toko."

Tono : "Mamaku seorang pelacur..."



Jawaban Tono membuat Bu Guru kaget gak karuan. Langsung saja Tono disuruh menghadap Bapak Kepala Sekolah. Sekitar lima belas menit kemudian Tono kembali ke kelas, sambil tersenyum-senyum sambil menunjukkan apel di tangannya.



Bu Guru: "Apa yang dikatakan Bapak Kepala Sekolah padamu?"
Joni : "Setiap pekerjaan adalah mulia dan punya sumbangan pada ekonomi. Kemudian beliau minta nomor HP mama, setelah itu ngasih apel."
Bu Guru: "hah?"

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Yang liat wajib komen, atau paling enggak "Thanks", ato melon juga gpp
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Old 26th November 2010
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kepala sekolahnya bejat...:nyahaha:
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Old 26th November 2010
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hahaha....tu kepsek kurang aja
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kepala sekolahnya pengen booking tuh nampaknya..:nyahaha:
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lucu juga ndan
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Old 7th November 2011
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kepala sekolahnya
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kereen
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nice joke ndan
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