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Default Cara pipis perempuan (17 Tahun Ke Atas)

Cewek Oportunis: Setiap kesempatan digunakan untuk pipis

Cewek Ekspresif Imajinatif: Kalo pipis matanya merem melek

Cewek Paranoid: Setiap habis pipis, selalu merasa ada yang tertinggal, kemudian memeriksa alat pipisnya

Cewek Hobi Masak: Suara pipisnya seperti orang nggoreng krupuk...cesszzzzz....cesszzzzz

Cewek Tomboi: Pipis sambil berdiri dan berkacak pinggang

Cewek Pemimpi: Merasa pipis di toilet hotel bintang 5, padahal di tempat tidur

Cewek Artistik: Melukis dengan pipisnya

Cewek Hobi Musik: Ketika air pipisnya keluar, nyanyi lagu : Yang....hujan turun lagi...

Cewek Metal: Pipis sambil jingkrak-jingkrak

Cewek Hobi Berkebun: Kalo pipis, lobang sumber pipisnya dipasangi selang

Cewek Pemalu : Jika merasa dilihat atau dilirik orang lain, pipisnya tidak keluar, tapi pura- pura menyiram, keluar, lalu kembali lagi kemudian.

Cewek Malu-maluin : Pipis di celana

Cewek Suka Melamun : Membuka baju, mengeluarkan payudaranya, lalu pipis di celana.

Cewek Palsu : Pipis di toilet cowok ! (maho )

Cewek Pelit : Kalau buang air besar di WC Umum, ngakunya pipis ( biar bayar murah ).

Cewek Edan : Makai celana yang abis dipipisin.

Cewek Sarap : Pakai celana yang habis dipipisin, tapi dicium dulu, kali-kali aja baunya sudah jadi bau .

Cewek Modis : Abis pipis ********* disisirin

Cewek Irit : Kagak pernah pipis seumur-umur.

Cewek Funky : Pipis di tempat umum / di pinggir jalan

Cewek Enjoy : Pipis dilama-lamain

Cewek Hemat Waktu : Cuma buka resleting, terus langsung pipis ga pake jongkok

Cewek Moody : Biasa pake pampers ...hehehe ...

Cewek Turunan Kucing : Nggak bisa liat barang baru, diendus-endus, trus dipipisin.

Cewek Hip-hop : Pipis sambil kejang-kejang breakdance.

Cewek Pembenci : Sesudah pipis trus ngeludahin pipisnya.

Cewek Ramah : Ngajak ngobrol sambil pipis, sampe temennya nggak bisa pipis.

Cewek Percaya Diri : Habis pipis, anunya dibawa jalan-jalan ke wastafel, trus cebok di wastafel.

Cewek Pelupa : Sudah pipis, keluar toilet, buru- buru balik lagi, karena masih pingin pipis beberapa tetes lagi.

Cewek Dermawan : Pipis di WC Umum, pipisnya nggak keluar, tapi tetep bayar.

Cewek Narsis : Pipis aja bertelanjang bulat

Cewek Arogan : Pipisnya sambil tangan dua- duanya tolak pinggang.

Cewek Komunikatif : Pipis sambil ketik SMS.

Cewek Sibuk : Selalu nunggu sampe kebelet bangeeet ..., trus terbirit-birit ke toilet dan pipis minimal 3 menit non-stop

Cewek Belum Dewasa : Pipisnya belum bisa lempeng.

Cewek Romantisz : Pipisnya sambil mendesah ahh ...

Cewek enggak ada kerjaan : Pipis sambil ngorong


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Pesan TS:

Spoiler for pesan:

klo repost mohon maaf n silahkan diclosed
salah kamar silahkan di moderasi
bermanfaat silahkan dibaca dan dicoment
memberi
melon sbg apresiasi utk trit yang bagus/informatif
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bnyak bgt macem2 cewe nya...kocak jg..
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Cewek Palsu : Pipis di toilet cowok ! (maho )
Lebih pas banci kayaknya, bukan maho.

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Cewek Irit : Kagak pernah pipis seumur-umur.
kencing batu donk
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kalo cewe lagi dapet gimana ndan?








bagi dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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bener banget tuh semua yg di atas


terima barter
yg mau ane kasih tpi balasnya
via VM atau PM
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Cewek Irit : Kagak pernah pipis seumur-umur.
kencing batu donk
bisaan lo Ndan. w
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hahahhaa...
ada-ada ajaa..
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