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Old 21st December 2010
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Default sandi polisi

1-1 : Hubungi per telepon

1-4 : Ingin bicara diudara (langsung)

3-3 : Penerimaan sangat jelek/orang gila

3-3L : Kecelakaan korban luka

3-3M : Kecelakaan korban material

3-3K : Kecelakaan korban meninggal

3-3KA : Kecelakaan kereta api

3-4-K : Kecelakaan, korban meninggal, pelaku melarikandiri

4-4 : Penerimaan kurang jelas

5-5 : Penerimaan baik/sehat

8-4 : Tes pesawat/penerimaannya

8-6 : Dimengerti

8-7 : Disampaikan

8-8 : Ingin berjumpa langsung

10-2 : Posisi/keberadaan

10-8 : Menuju

2-8-5 : Pemerkosaan

3-3-8 : Pembunuhan

3-6-3 : Pencurian

3-6-5 : Perampokan

8-1-0 : Pembunuhan

8-1-1 : Hidup

8-1-2 : Berita agar diulangi (kurang jelas)

8-1-3 : Selamat bertugas

8-1-4 : Laporan/pembicaraan terlalu cepat

8-1-5 : Cuaca

8-1-6 : Jam/waktu

8-1-9 : Situasi

SANDI HURUF

Taruna : Berita

Gelombang : Jam/waktu

Semut : Pelajar

Lalat : Mahasiswa

Pangkalan : Rumah/kediaman

Cangkulan : Kantor/tempat kerja

Gajah : Derek

Komando : Kantor polisi

Tikar : Surat

Buntut tikus : Antena pendek (HT)

Belalai gajah : Antena atas

Laka : Kecelakaan

Jaya 65 : Kebakaran

Timor Kupang Pati : Tempat Kejadian Perkara

Timor Lombok Pati : Telepon

Timor Kupang Ambon : TerKendali Aman

Halong Timur : Handy Talky (HT)

Halong Pati : Hand Phone (HP)

Kupang Rembang : KendaRaan

Kupang Ambon : Kereta Api

Wilis Kendal : Walikota

Kendal Cepu : KeCamatan

Kendal Lombok : KeLurahan

Rembang Wilis : RW

Rembang Timur : RT

Rembang Rembang : Serse

Rembang Solo : Rumah Sakit

Rembang Pati : Rupiah

Anak Kijang : Pencuri/Tersangka

Ambon Demak : Angkatan Darat

Ambon Lombok : Angkatan Laut

Ambon Ungaran : Angkatan Udara

Pati Medan : Polisi Militer

Timor Medan : Tamu/Teman

Lombok-Lombok : Lalu Lintas

Timor Lombok : Lampu Lalu Lintas/Traffic Light

Sepi : Senjata Api

Sajam : Senjata Tajam

Curat : Pencurian Dengan Pemberatan

Curas : Pencurian Dengan Kekerasan

Curanmor : Pencurian Kendaraan Bermotor

Bandung Umar Solo : BUS

Medan-Medan : Metro Mini

Pati Demak Irian : Jam/Waktu

Solo Medan Pati : Pelajar

Solo Medan Ungaran : Mahasiswa

Solo Timur Medan : Rumah/Kediaman

Opak Kendal Jepara : Kantor/Tempat Kerja

Opak Pati Solo : Derek

Lombok Pati : Kantor Polisi

Lombok Irian : Surat

Lombok Demak : Antena Pendek (HT)

Bandung-Bandung : Barang Bukti (BB)

Bandung2 Padat : Makan

Bandung2 Medan : Bahan Bakar Minyak

Lampiran/Ambon : Istri

Monik : Anak

Solo Bandung : Stand By

Solo Garut : SiaGa

Medan Demak : Meninggal Dunia

Pati Ambon Medan : Pengamanan

Ambon Pati-Pati : Apel

Palang Hitam : Mobil Jenazah

Demak Pati Kendal : Dinas Pemadam Kebakaran

SANDI PANGKAT KESATUAN

Kresna : Presiden

Bima : Wakil Presiden

Timor Bandung I : Kapolri

Metro I : Kapolda

Timor I : Kapolres

Jajaran 1 : Kapolsek

Jajaran 2 : Wakapolsek

Jajaran 3 : Serse

Jajaran 4 : Sabhara

Jajaran 5 : Bimas/Babinkamtibmas

Jajaran 6 : Lantas/Lalu Lintas

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Ini sandi beneran kan ? Denger-denger di acara TV nih istilah kayak gini.

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Ini sandi beneran kan ? Denger-denger di acara TV nih istilah kayak gini.

beneran lah ndan.. jangan lupa melon ya ndan..
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bnyak bener ndan sandy ny..ane cm sering denger 8-6 aja
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ribet juga ya ndan jadi polisi
nice share ndan!
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baru tau gua banyak begini... hapalin ini brp lama tuh polisi untuk hapalin tuh sandi-sandi

Nice info ndan..
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ribet amat yah....

klo 4-4-2 itu artinya apa yah...........
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ribet amat yah....

klo 4-4-2 itu artinya apa yah...........
artinya formasi bola ndan
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komendan polisi ya?

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ada juga sandi buntut tikus
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