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Old 2nd September 2011
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Ada seorang dokter mau mendeteksi penyakit gila pada 3 orang
Dokter : "Kamu si Didik ya?"

Didik : "Ya pak!"

Dokter : "Kamu kalo makan makan apa ?"


Didik : "Roti pak"

Dokter : "Bagus juga jawabanmu. Kalo 3 x 3 berapa ?"

Didik : (dengan wajah garang )"Kamis pak...!"

Dokter : "Dasar kamu masih edan keluar sana !!"

Lantas dipanggil peserta gila yang kedua yaitu Fuji

Dokter : (tanpa basi basi) "3x3 berapa fuj...!"

Fuji : "Gampang pak itu se 1.200.000"

Dokter : "Dasar, keluar kamu dari ruangan sini"

Peserta ke 3 namanya Johan

Dokter : "Kamu bisa berhitungtkan 3 x 3 berapa"

Johan : "guaaaaaaaaampang pak itu sech 9 pak"

Dokter : "Waduh aku tak sia sia pergi ke rumah sakit ini ternyata masih ada yang sudah sembuh"

Dokter itu tanya lagi

Dokter : "dari mana kamu tahu kalo 3x 3=9"

Johan : (dengan PD-nya menjawab ) "guuaaaaaampang paaaaaak asalnya dari kamis dikurangi 1.200.000"

Dan sang Dokter pun langsung terkena penyakit stroke.

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kasian dah tuh dokternya
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kok bisa ya kamis dikurang 1.200.000 jadi 9 :bingung:
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kok bisa ya kamis dikurang 1.200.000 jadi 9 :bingung:
namanya juga dialog dengan orang gila, dokternya aja sampe stroke.
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iya kamis di kurang 1.200.000 apa sich??
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