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Old 12th January 2010
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Default Trik Luka Pengemis di pinggir jalan ndan (kaya beneran)

untuk urusan boong or bener, itu urusan mereka. ada beberapa pengemis yang dengan sengaja bikin luka-lukaan (luka palsu), n caranya gampang banget...
mau tau??? ini caranya ndan:

1. Siapkan alat-alat dan material yang diperlukan : tinta merah, tusuk gigi, cotton buds, brush cuci piring, lem
2. Buat "area luka" pake lem
3. Tunggu sampe lemnya kering
4. Rapikan lem dengan tusuk gigi untuk mempertegas area luka
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5. Ratakan lem2 yang masih menggumpal dengan brush






6. Samarkan area luka bagian luar dengan sedikit tinta merah






7. Oleskan tinta merah (pake cotton buds) untuk mempertegas daerah luka (biar keliatan lebih nyata)






8. Ratakan lem pake tusuk gigi untuk membentuk "broken skin"






9. Oleskan tinta merah di bagian dalam area luka






10. Tunggu sampai kering






11. Selesai. luka palsu udah jadi deh...siap beraksi deh gan






klo ad agan yg lagi nganggur bisa di coba side job ini...

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ckckckckc......
boroknya kaya beneran banget..
pinter ya,di indonesia udah mulai ikut2 nih...
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nise inpoh.....
di praktekan di lampu merah ndan.....
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wah,...
asli mirip banget.
rada jijik liat yang paling bawah.
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wew bisa mirip gitu yakk
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wuih kalo gini mah urusan bisnis GGS ucuppelo bisa naik daun nih ndan hehehe
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wuih kalo gini mah urusan bisnis GGS ucuppelo bisa naik daun nih ndan hehehe
hahha..
bener ndan...
laris manis pastinya...
kwk
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merinding ndan liatnya
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merinding ndan liatnya
dicoba ndan..
siapa tahu berbakat
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bohong bner tapi luka kaya masih daging gitu udah cari duit wkk
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