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Old 9th June 2012
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Soorry gan, ane just share aja... mungkin kalau ane gak tahu karena masi nubitol.... semoga terhibur....



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Gajah bertanya kepada unta,�Ta, lucu ya! Kok tete-mu bisa tumbuh di punggung?�

Unta marah dan membalas, �Ngaca dulu, kenapa tititmu bisa tumbuh di muka?�


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Ada 3 sifat BAIK burung laki-laki:

1. DISIPLIN, tiap pagi selalu bangun

2. SOPAN, tiap lihat wanita cantik selalu berdiri

3. HORMAT, menunduk kalo lihat nenek-nenek


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Setelah selesai ML sepasang muda-mudi tebak-tebakan.

Pria: �Kamu asli Sidoarjo ya, � beraroma trasi.�

Wanita: �Kalo Mas pasti dari Brebes, tuh telornya asin banget!!�


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Reaksi cewek terhadap ukuran penis:

24 cm � Oh sakit luar biasa!

18 cm � Oh ya, asyik!

15 cm � Oh sempurna!

13 cm � Mmm lumayan!

10 cm � Dorong lagi

7 cm � Masuk nggak sih?

5 cm � Blo�on! Udah pake lidah aja.


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Pernah penasaran kenapa ABCDEF digunakan sebagai ukuran bra?

> > > A � Airport (rata)

> > > B � Barely there (nyaris ada)

> > > C � Can do (lumayan)

> > > D � Damn good (bener-benar indah)

> > > E � Enormous (sangat besar)

> > > F � Fake (palsu/hasil operasi)


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Sumber: http://a21s84ok.wordpress.com/2010/0...humor-singkat/



Untuk asli cerita ane:

Perbuatan Kakek Sebelum Meninggal : http://ceriwis.us/showthread.php?t=14698574

Teman Kost yang aneh : http://ceriwis.us/showthread.php?t=14696013

Selalu Terdepan : http://ceriwis.us/showthread.php?t=14694201

Ngakak abies : http://ceriwis.us/showthread.php?t=14694406

Gara2 Ge Er : http://ceriwis.us/showthread.php?t=14705204



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