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Old 6th December 2011
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Tahun 2003 dan 2004, China ditetapkan oleh para peneliti dan para aktivis anti korupsi menjadi negara paling korup di dunia disusul kemudian Indonesia, India, Brasil dan Peru.

Tahun 2005 China masih menduduki tempat teratas dan disusul oleh India, Brasil, Peru dan Filipina.

Atas hasil penelitian itu, ketika Konferensi Asia Afrika Amerika di Taman Mini, seorang pejabat/delegasi China menyatakan keheranannya kepada seorang pejabat Indonesia yang menemuinya bersama beberapa pejabat negara-negara itu.

Delegasi China, "Hai, Pak Pejabat, sepertinya korupsi di Indonesia hampir menyamai di negeri kami, tapi kok negara Anda bisa keluar dari lima besar, apakah sudah ada gerakan anti korupsi besar-besaran di pemerintahan Anda?".

Delegasi India, Brasil, Peru, dan Filipina, "Iya nih kita juga terkejut deh mendengar itu, bagaimana bisa?".

Dengan senyum ramah dan nada ceria sang pejabat Indonesia menjawab, "Ooo... mudah saja, itu semua gampang diatur.".

Delegasi China, "Caranya Bagaimana?".

Pejabat Indonesia, "Caranya, siapkan uang sepantasnya dan berikan pada para peneliti itu dengan permintaan supaya negara saya diturunkan dari peringkat lima besar...".

Delegasi China, "Oooo... Hebat, itu baru namanya koruptor hebat... masuk akal... hasil penelitian pun bisa di korupsi...".

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kirain apaan gan emang koplax nih ceritanya :ngakak
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dasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr.. mantraaaaaaaapppppppp bossssssss

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nyogokk ternyata
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ternyata negara Indonesia yg jd negara korup sejati
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apapun ndan..
ane tetep cinta sama Indonesia
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Delegasi China, "Oooo... Hebat, itu baru namanya koruptor hebat... masuk akal... hasil penelitian pun bisa di korupsi...".
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gokil dan lucu abis yah ndan
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kirain ada jin yang ngilangin kasus korupsi kayak si iklan djarum 76.. kwkwk..
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