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# Mengetes uang Rp 100.000 - 50,000 dan 20,000 an

1. Lipat menjadi 4 bagian secara simetris memanjang
2. Tekan uang tersebut dengan perasaan secukupnya
3. Buka perlahan-lahan lipatan uang tsb
4. Bila kacamata Bung Hatta,WR Supratman atau Ki Hajar pecah berarti palsu
5. Khusus 50.000 an, periksa teks lagunya, kalau bukan Indonesia raya pasti palsu

# Mengetes uang Rp. 10,000
1. Lipat menjadi 4 bagian secara memanjang
2. Tekan uang tersebut dengan tekanan secukupnya
3. Kalau uangnya jadi basah karena kawahnya tumpah; atau kalau konde Cut Nyak Dien lepas berarti palsu

# Untuk uang Rp.5000
1. Ambil sisir rambut di rumah, kemudian gesekkan pada uang tersebut.
2. Apabila jenggot Imam Bonjol rontok berarti palsu. Apabila tambah panjang berarti palsu juga!!

# Untuk ngetes palsu-tidaknya seribuan - 1000
Cari SD Negeri terdekat, cukup taruh di trotoar depan sekolah, kalau hilang berarti asli....

# Uang 500 an kertas agak susah dites,
karena anak-anak SD aja sudah nyuekin, satu-satunya cara adalah remes kenceng2, kalau monyetnya teriak berarti palsu.

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klo repost mohon maaf n silahkan diclosed
klo salah kamar silahkan di moderasi
klo suka silahkan :baca: dan dicoment ndan
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Dejavu ane ndan..

Bagi nya dong ndan
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boleh lah...jadi inget jaman waktu masi skul..
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:nyahaha: nice joke ndan...
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5. Khusus 50.000 an, periksa teks lagunya, kalau bukan Indonesia raya pasti palsu
lagunya linkin park tuh.. berarti palsu..... masa uang seribuan aja mau dipalsukan, payah amat.
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lagunya linkin park tuh.. berarti palsu..... masa uang seribuan aja mau dipalsukan, payah amat.
kalau uang seribuannya sebanyak manusia di Indonesia gimana ndan??haha
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