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Old 9th June 2012
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Default �--Toro vs Simbahe --� (bhs, inggris tolol)

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Simbahe begitu terpesonanya dengan permainan Gitar dari "OprastO" namanya.

... (asal tau saja, OprastO merupakan Salah satu gitaris papan atas dunia, asal dari Honolulu)



Sambil bertepuk tangan, ia berteriak,

�Not a play! Not a play!�



OprastO bengong.

�Not a play?�



�Yes� Not a play� "

(Bukan main) maksudnya.



Toro yang menemani Simbahe terperangah.

�Bukan main itu bukan Not a play, Mbah.�



�Your granny that's!

(Mbahmu iku!).



Humanly I have check my dictionary kok.

(Orang saya sudah periksa di kamus kok)�



Lalu berpaling ke OprastO.

�OprastO, let�s Talk-talk yuk?"

(Ngobrol yuk).

But don�t think that are nots (Jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan) .

I just want a meal together.�

(Saya hanya ingin makan bareng)



�Ngaco kamu, Mbah,� Toro tambah gemes.



�Don�t be surplus.."

(Jangan berlebihan), Ndre.

"Be wrong a little is OK toch?�

(salah sedikit gak apa-apa toh)



OprastO cuman senyum kecil.

�I would love to, but ��



�Sorry if my friend make you not delicious "

(Maaf kalau teman saya bikin kamu jadi nggak enak) sambut Si Mbahe ramah,



�Different river, maybe (Lain kali barangkali).

I will not be various kok"

(Saya nggak akan macam-macam kok)



Setelah OprastO pergi, Si Mbahe menatap Toro dengan sebal.

�Disturbing aja sih, Tor!!!. Does the language belong to your ancestor ?"

(Emang itu bahasa punya moyang lu?)



Toro cari kalimat penutup. �Just itchy Mbah, because you speak English as delicious as your belly button.�

(Gatel aja, Mbah, soalnya kamu ngomong Inggris seenak udelmu dewe).



Si Mbahe cuman bisa merutuk dalam hati,

�It name is also effort.� (Namanya juga usaha!!)



?!!!??

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bisa aja ente ndan,,,
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hahahahaha.........
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bisa aja...haha
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Other river, heart-heart if you outing your words,can-can your words make other people feel will not delicious and sick heart...
(lain kali, hati-hati jika kamu ngeluarin kata-katamu,bisa-bisa kata-katamu bikin orang lain perasaanya ga enak dan sakit hati)
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