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Old 2nd January 2010
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Udah lama emang ni joke..
tapi tetep menghibur bagi yang belum pernah membaca..

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Seorang supir asal Jawa menabrak sebuah mobil, saat pergi dengan boss-nya. Dengan terbata-bata si Sopir minta maaf kepada si boss yang orang Inggris:

"Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I Check, the wheel no flower again"
(maaf pak saya rem-rem nggak makan, setelah saya cek rodanya nggak ada kembangannya lagi)

Begitu si Boss mau ikutan ribut sama yg ditabrak, si supir tersebut berkata:

"Don"t follow mix Sir! The bring that car if not wrong is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn"t play! let know taste"
(Nggak usah ikut campur Pak, yang bawa mobil itu kalo ngga salah anak buah dari manajer keuangan, dia memang goblok bukan main, biar tahu rasa)

Besoknya si supir tidak masuk kerja, terus pas lusanya dia masuk si boss bule bertanya:

"Why you"re not coming?"

Jawab si supir," I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind"
(maaf boss badan saya tidak enak, badan saya rasanya seperti masuk angin)

"I really don"t know what"s your point!" kata bossnya.

"yes.. how yes?.... I am alone migrain Sir will how the speak, but yes already, how many-how many people Java can speak England"
(puyeng Pak mau bagaimana ngomongnya, tapi yo uwis lah.. piro-piro wong jowo iso ngomong Inggris..)


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pusing gw bacanya ...
hahahahaha
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tu yang g mudeng si BOSS atu Si Sopirr yach.. ayo tebakkk. klo tau berarti itu yang ngetrit ni. w
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kayaknya yang ngetrit nya dan..hahahaha
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tau aje ni kumendan2..
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Jawab si supir," I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind"
(maaf boss badan saya tidak enak, badan saya rasanya seperti masuk angin)
paling cacat nih ndan bikin ngakak ajh
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pusing gw bacanya ...
hahahahaha

gw juga puyeng ndaann..
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