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Old 8th May 2010
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Smile Jika US $ 1 = RP 1,- ??? (musti baca ndan)

Jika nilai US$ 1 = Rp 1,-...kira-kira apa aja yang terjadi di Indonesia?

*dengan asumsi kurs negara tetangga lainnya tetap*



1. Masyarakat bisa gonta ganti mobil semaunya..Beli Honda city dengan Rp.30.000,- dan Toyota Landcruiser Rp 70.000,-, BMW/Mercedes Benz gak nyampe Rp 1 juta, de el el..

2. Bakal ada transfer pemain sepak bola besar-besaran di Indonesia. Bukan tidak mungkin Persija Jakarta akan membeli David Beckham dan Ronaldinho. Sementara PSBL Bandar Lampung akan mengontrak Zenedine Zidane dan Ronaldo, Nah lho...Alexandro Delpiero dan Paolo Maldini *pemain kesayangan gw* juga bisa di kontrak buat main di Indonesia, Kebayang gak sih..Pemain-pemain lokal akan bertanding dengan pemain-pemain kelas dunia?

3. Pemerintah gak perlu lagi ngutang ke IMF, justru malah Indonesia bantu-bantu negara miskin lainnya..Indonesia memang Hwebatt....!!

4. Pengamen, Pengemis, dan tukang parkir bisa langsung meluncur ke luar negri sehabis kerja seharian. Bahkan mereka bisa check-in di hotel-hotel mewah dengan fasilitas kamar presidental room yang harga semalamnya diatas Rp 1,5 juta..

5. Kriminalitas menjadi lebih elit, gak bakal ada lagi copet dengan dua jari, apalagi kapak merah...Gengsi dunks!! Lihat aja di Amrik sono, gak ada penjahat bawa kapak kan?

6. Gak ada lagi pasar loak. Masyarakat jadi malu beli barang-brang bekas...

7. Kebijakan pengadaan rumah sangat3x Sederhana diganti menjadi Real Estate Sangat3x Sederhana..

8. Fasilitas sehari-hari menggunakan jasa komputer+smart card, jadi gak perlu lagi antri tiket di loket stasiun, pekerja-pekerja kantoran yang biasanya kerja sambil ngobrol. dan gak memberi kepuasan pada customers...jadi lebih punya banyak waktu untuk ngobrol panjang lebar dengan temen-temen..., de-el-el

9. Masyarakat kita gak perlu lagi pusing masalah issue formalin, daripada ketakutan beli mie ayam, tahu, dan ikan asin...mendingan mampir aja ke restoran dan pesen pizza, burger, dan makanan lainnya sepuasnya..


sekedar sharing ndan

buat melon nya gag nolak ndan


Last edited by luciferz; 2nd July 2010 at 10:27 PM. Reason: Jika US $ 1 = RP 1,- ??? (musti baca ndan)
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Dulu kan jaman nya Soekarno 1 Rupiah mau dijadiin 5 Dollar, tp karena kudeta Amerika maka Rupiah tetep ada di bawah Dollar...

Soekarno punya Hak dan Previledge yang besar di seluruh dunia loh...
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Dulu kan jaman nya Soekarno 1 Rupiah mau dijadiin 5 Dollar, tp karena kudeta Amerika maka Rupiah tetep ada di bawah Dollar...

Soekarno punya Hak dan Previledge yang besar di seluruh dunia loh...
wah mlah baru tau ane,.

brti pak sukarno ntu memang punya karisma yg besar yaa,.
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ya klo $1=Rp1 ...misalnya harga bmw Rp70.000 ya brati tetep aja mahal dong boss,kan uang yg bredar cuma dikit kan...
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ya klo $1=Rp1 ...misalnya harga bmw Rp70.000 ya brati tetep aja mahal dong boss,kan uang yg bredar cuma dikit kan...

pinter ente ndan
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Ane mau dong ndan, klo bener bisa kyk gitu... :blink::blink::blink:
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perasaan pernah baca dah disini jga
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Ane mau dong ndan, klo bener bisa kyk gitu... :blink::blink::blink:
ane juga mau ndan
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gilaaaa..
indonesia jadi super power donk klo Rp 1= 1$..
wk..
ane pengen bli snjata buat mujahidin palestine..
nih ane ada 100Rb..
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wah. , trit dah lama n0ngol lgi
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