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Old 21st September 2010
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Capek menjawab pertanyaan istrinya tentang penampilannya, seorang lelaki membelikan sebuah cermin besar untuk seluruh badan. Ternyata usahanya itu hanya sedikit saja membantu, si istri gemar bercermin dan kerap bertanya kepada suaminya tentang tubuhnya.

Suatu hari dia merasa payudaranya terlalu kecil.

"Usaplah sela-selanya pakai tisu toilet dua atau tiga kali sehari," kata suaminya. Si istri agak keheranan, tapi dicobanya juga.

Beberapa hari kemudian dia berkata kepada suaminya, "Berapa lama efek usapan tisu itu akan muncul? Kok sampai sekarang nggak ada tanda-tanda pembesaran?"

"Kira-kira butuh satu atau dua tahun," jawab suaminya.

"Kamu yakin?"

"Lha pantatmu itu dulu butuh berapa tahun?"
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wakakakakaakk
no komen deh..
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what the kamsud?
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wakakakakakaka ada-ada aja
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what the kamsud?
Ada hubungannya sama pembalut ndan.

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wakaka, kocak ndan..

mampir ke lapak ane ndan

http://ceriwis.us/showthread.php?t=106761

lumayan bwt nambah uang receh
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OO maksudnya berhubungan dengan pembalut toh ??
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Hehehe emang pantatnya dah gede yaaa? karena cebok pake tisu ??
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berarti pantatnya sering digosok pake tisu.. kkkkkkkk
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