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Old 22nd September 2010
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Default Fungsi Jari Tengah

Alkisah seorang anak bertanya pada bapaknya. "Pak, fungsi dari lima jari ini apa sih pak?"

si bapak ngejawab "begini naak...
1. jari jempol = itu kamu pake buat permisi-permisi klo lewat depan orang
2. jari telunjuk = naaaah.. jari ini kmu pake buat nunjukin jalan ataw ngasi order
3. jari manis = yang ini kmu pake buat naro cincin klo kmu nanti kimpoi
4. jari kelingking = ini punya tugas khusus buat ngorek2 n ngupil"

Trus si anak ngjawab, "lah jari tengah buat apa pak?"

bapaknya ngjawab, "nanti ya nak, klo kmu mao kimpoi, nanti bapak kasi tau fungsi jari tengah"

Sebelas taun kemudian, si anak akhirnya mau kawin, dan si anak masih inget janji bapaknya. abis itu pas acara perkawinanya selesei, dia nanya ma bapaknya;

"Pak masih inget gak, dulu bapak bilang mau ngasih tau fungsi jari tengah"

Bapaknya langsung inget, "o iya ya.. nak, mmm bgini... bapak terangin deh"

"Nanti malem, kamu kan pasti bakalan ngawinin istri kamu... naaah waktu kmu abis ngawinin sekali, abis itu dia pasti minta lagi... begitu selesei trus diem sebentar, pasti abis itu dia minta lagi.. selesei lagi, gak lama pasti abis itu dia minta lagi..."

"Trus..trus.. gimana pak?" kata anaknya

"naah begini nak, disaat kmu sudah kelelahan dan dah gak kuat, baru kamu pakai jari tengah kmu.."

"Gimana cara pakainya pak?"

"Caranya... kamu tempelin jari tengah kamu ke jidat istri kamu, trus kamu bilang... TIDUR SANA..."
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hahahaha..
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ide bagus tuh pak..:nyahaha:kkkkkkkkk
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bruakakkakkakkak....ane kirain buat apa
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wakakaka .. fuck dong artinya ndan .. :eeek:
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wk...istrinya kuat sampe brp ronde tuh ndan??:eeek:
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:wtf :

Sumpah ndan ane ga nolak
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kirain!!!!!!
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