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Old 26th October 2010
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Pada suatu siang hari yang panas, ada empat orang anak SD sedang berjalan kaki pulang menuju rumahnya.Dalam perjalanan mereka pun bercerita membanggakan ayahnya. Ceritanya begini:

Tono : Eh..., loe tau gak, papa gw kerjanya super cepat.
Anti : emangnya papa loe kerja apaan?

Tono : Papa gw seorang pemanah.Ketika dia melepaskan panah dari busurnya, trus dia berlari ke tempat sasarannya.Panah itu baru tiba 5 detik setelah papa gw sampai di sana.

Budi : Wuih... hebat juga papa loe.tapi masih kalah sama bokap gw. Bokap gw, 5 menit lebih cepat.

Tono : Emangnya bokap loe kerja apaan?

Budi : Bokap gw pemburu.... Waktu bokap gw menembakkan senapannya, trus bokap gw lari ke arah tembakannya. 5 menit sebelum peluru sampai sasaran, bokap gw udah duluan.

Anti : Luar biasa...., tapi belum apa2 dibanding ayah gw.Ayah gw, 5 jam lebih cepat.

Budi : Emangnya ayah loe kerjanya apa?

Anti : Ayah gw PNS. Khan jam pulang kerjanya jam 3 sore, tapi jam 10 pagi, ayah gw dah balik lg k rmh.

Dani yang dari tadi diam menanggapi dengan antusias.

Ujang : Ah, kalian semua masih kalah sama abah gw. Abah gw lebih cepat 5 bulan.

Tony : Lho, kok bisa?

Dani : iya, begini critanya, abah sama emak gw khan nikahnya bulan maret, tapi bulan juli gw udah lahir.

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Yang liat wajib komen, atau paling enggak "Thanks", ato melon juga gpp
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hahaha.. anak haram tuh berarti..:nyahaha:
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wuannjjiir si abah paling paraahh
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buakakak... anak haram ya?? :nyahaha:
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anak haram......
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hahaha..anak harom rupa nya tuh si entong..
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lagi ndan kalau ada yang lucu diupdate yoo :ngakak
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