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Old 4th July 2010
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Disuatu tempat hiduplah seorang nenek-nenek yang sudah lama ditinggal mati oleh suaminya. Walaupun sudah tua, tapi sang nenek masih ingin merasakan nikmatnya melakukan hubungan seks meskipun untuk yang terakhir kalinya. Hingga suatu hari ada seorang perampok yang masuk ke rumahnya untuk mencuri, namun sial bagi perampok karena tertangkap basah oleh si nenek.

Nenek : Kamu siapa? Ngapain kesini? Mau maling ya???

Karena terkejut, dengan nada tinggi perampok mengancam sambil mengacung-acungkan golok didepan si nenek...

Perampok : Serahkan hartamu atau aku habisi kamu pakai golok ini!!!

Si nenek takut setengah mati karena tidak memiliki harta berharga untuk diserahkan ke perampok dan dengan polosnya si nenek menjawab...

Nenek : Ampun pak.. kalau harta saya gak punya, sebagai gantinya Bapak bisa perkosa saya.. saya jangan dibunuh...

Perampok : (Gila tuh nenek, udah tua masih pengen juga...)

Sumber : http://www.nyamuk.com/view.php?joke=971


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gila tuh nenek :nyahaha:
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Old 17th October 2010
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gila tu nenek..ciakakakak...
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Old 28th November 2010
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inget umur nek..
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Old 28th November 2010
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nenek bekas jablay
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nenek juga manusia...

:nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:
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wahahaha
parah lah tu si nenek...
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Old 30th November 2010
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bau tanah jg :nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:
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