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Sepasang suami istri yang baru saja menikah bersiap untuk malam pertma. Si suami melepaskan kemejanya, menonjolkan bisepnya dan menyombong,

"Sayang, tiap lengan ini menyimpan kekuatan setara dengan dua ratus kilogram dinamit."

Si istri sangat terkesan melihatnya. Suaminya lalu melepaskan celananya, mempertontonkan kakinya yang berotot dan berkata, "Tiap kaki menyimpan kekuatan setara dengan lima ratus kilo dinamit."

Ketika si suami melepaskan celana dalamnya, si istri memandangnya dengan wajah ngeri.

"Ada apa?" tanya si suami.

"Saya harus keluar ruangan," kata si istri. "Dinamit sebanyak itu dengan 'sumbu' yang pendek begitu, ruangan ini pasti akan segera meledak!"

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