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Old 19th March 2011
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1.Cewek mao nggabung ke mobil yang udah penuh cowok
Kata Cowok2 : ga apa2, ayo sini, kalo dipangku masih cukup kok.
Cowok mao nggabung ke mobil yang udah penuh cewek
Kata Cewek2 : enak aja!!! mao cari kesempatan dalam kesempitan ya?
2. Cewek mengerjakan pekerjaan cowok (presiden, direktur, polisi)
Kata Cowok2 : emansipasi wanita
Cowok mengerjakan pekerjaan cewek (babysitter, pembantu)
Kata Cewek2 : Di Indonesia cari kerjaan emang susah, jangan terlalu milih2.
3. Cewek diggangguin preman
Kata Cowok2 : Kasian tuh, ayo kita tolongin
Cowok digangguin preman
Kata Cewek2 : Salah sendiri cari urusan ma tu preman
4. Cewek nuangin minuman buat cowoknya
Kata Cowok2 : Calon istri idaman
Cowok nuangin minuman buat ceweknya
Kata Cewek2 : ISTI ( Ikatan Suami Takut Istri)
5. Cewek cantik, kaya, baik hati, sudah dewasa, dan masih lajang
Kata Cowok2 : Perfecsionis, sedang menunggu calon suami yang tepat
Cowok cakep, Kaya, Baik hati, sudah dewasa, dan juga masih lajang
Kata Cewek2 : Kalo ga impoten berarti gay.
6. Istriku dandan sampe setengah jam sebelum pergi
Kata Cowok2 : Begitulah cewek, maklum aja..
Suamiku dandan sampe setengah jam sebelum pergi
Kata Cewek2 : jangan2 suamimu selingkuh tuh..
7. Cewek pake baju cowok
Kata Cowok2 : Tomboi
Cowok pake baju cewek
Kata Cewek2 : Banci, amit-amit deh
8. Cewek lesbi
Kata Cowok2 : Pasti gara2 dia sering disakitin sama cowok
Cowok Homo
Kata Cewek2 : Pasti gara2 ga ada cewek yang mau.
9. Cewek liat bokep
Kata Cowok2 : namanya aja juga penasaran, wajar..
Cowok liat bokep
Kata Cewek2 : Semua Cowok emang gitu, ga ada yang bener!!
10. Cewekku ke salon 3 kali seminggu, apa ga kebangetan coba?
Kata Cowok2 : Itu namanya merawat diri, kalo cewekmu cantik kan kamu juga yg senang
Cowokku ke salon 3 kali seminggu, apa ga kebangetan coba?
Kata Cewek2 : Jangan2 salonnya salon plus-plus.
11. Cewekku tu blom puas kalo mandinya blom sampe satu jam
Kata Cowok2 : Kalo ga gitu namanya bukan cewek!
Cowok mandi ampe satu jam
Kata cewek2 : Mencurigakan, pasti di dalam dia lg ^&%$%
12. Cewek pergi ke dokter kulit & kelamin
Kata Cowok2 : pasti lagi konsultasi tentang kulitnya
Cowok pergi ke dokter kulit & kelamin
Kata Cewek2 : Pasti lagi kena sipilis!

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cewek -cowok ya.. bedalah...
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cwok negatif semua
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brengseks emang cewe.. :nyahaha:kkkkkkkkk
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brengseks emang cewe.. :nyahaha:kkkkkkkkk
cowok ma cewek sama2 keknya.. :nyahaha:
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good posting
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haha koplak amat gan
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gila men ... ane cowok nih ....
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gak semuanya begitu gan, kok kesannya kayak cewek yang pikirannya negatif mulu yah dri postingan ente, hahaha....pengalaman gan? cool aja lah gan, kadang cewek pikirannya suka aneh
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