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Old 11th April 2016
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Default Nyumet Mercon

Kentir pethuk ambek konco lawase sing jenenge Kentus.

Pas ketemu arek loro iku podho kagete mergo Kentir ambek Kentus podho-podho

sirae petal, raine gosong ambek untune yo podho bogange.

Arek loro iku takok takokan opoko kok isok podho bocele.



Kentir cerito lek raine rusak, sirae petal, ambek untune ngowos mergo melok

nyemprot kobongan ambek mangap.

"Pas aku mangap dhadhak onok elpiji mbledhos" jare Kentir.



Mari ngono Kentir takok nang Kentus opoko kok sirae petal.



"Mari teraweh aku nyumet mercon ambek rokok. Mari tak sumet, mercone tak

sawatno wong dhodhol soto terus ndhelik ambek ngisep rokok.

Dhadhak wonge ngerti, aku diuber terus sirahku digepuki pikulane soto" jare Kentus.



"Lha lek raimu opoko kok gosong" takok Kentir maneh.

"Mari sirahku waras, aku merconan maneh. Mari tak sumet ambek rokok,

mercone tak sawatno wong dhodhol bakso terus dhelik maneh ambek ngisep

rokok. Dhadhak aku ketemon maneh, aku diuber mari ngono diguyang dhudhuhe bakso" jare Kentus.



"Wok nemen kon iku, ngono yo gak kapok. Lha lek untumu opoko kok guwung

kabeh ?" takok Kentir maneh.



"Oo lek iki seje ceritone. Pas katene nyumet mercon dhadhak onok arek pacaran liwat"



"Kapok kon, mulakno tah ojok seneng nginceng. Paling kon digibheng ambek

sing lanang " jare Kentir kemeruh.



"Gak ngono ceritone . ." jare Kentus.



"Opoko lho . .?" takok Kentir.



"Aku lali . . . Rokokku sing tak sawatno. . ."









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