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Old 11th October 2010
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Tersebutlah kisah kehidupan di surga firdaus yang indah, dimana kita akan bahagia kekal abadi.

Namun tiba-tiba keadaan mendadak menjadi gelap-gulita, dan para penghuni surga pun menjadi panik. Untuk mencegah keadaan menjadi kacau-balau, maka Tuhan memerintahkan malaikat untuk mengatasinya.

Malaikat : Tenang,saudara-saudara. Jangan
panik. Untuk sementara kita perlu
lilin. Mana tukang lilin ?
Tk. Lilin : Saya, malaikat !
Malaikat : Cepat kamu buatkan lilin !!!
Tk. Lilin : Baik, malaikat !
Malaikat : Sementara kita menunggu, saya
butuh orang PLN, mana orang PLN ?
Orang PLN : Saya, malaikat !
Malaikat : Coba kamu periksa !!!
Orang PLN : Baik, malaikat !

Maka orang PLN pun memeriksa jaringan listrik di surga tersebut. Setelah itu ...

Malaikat : Bagaimana, orang PLN ?
Orang PLN : Wah, perlu waktu lama untuk
memperbaikinya. Sementara kita
pake Genset aja dulu !!
Malaikat : Mana tukang Genset ?
Tk. Genset : Saya, malaikat !

Maka setelah Genset selesai dibuat, ......

Malaikat : Bagaimana, tukang Genset ?
Tk. Genset : Kita perlu Bensin, malaikat !
Malaikat : Mana orang PERTAMINA ?

Tidak ada jawaban, walaupun malaikat sudah memanggil berulang-ulang

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Old 11th December 2010
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berarti ga ada yang masuk sorga tu orang pertamina
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Old 11th December 2010
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lagi nimbun bensin ndan.....
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maksudnya???
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gak ada tu tukang pertamina nya...panggil d neraka aja ndan
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wah kek bau2 sindiran ne ndan...
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buakakak... intinya orang pertamina banyak dosa.. :nyahaha:
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berarti ga ada yang masuk sorga tu orang pertamina
ahahah iya ndan akwkawkaw
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joke nya cerdas euy.. nice ndan like this
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hahaha.. orang pertamina masuk neraka semua?:nyahaha:
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