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Old 11th May 2010
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Seorang Haji dari Betawi mengirimkan anak gadisnya ke Jogja untuk sekolah di Jogja dengan harapan anaknya menjadi sarjana dan jauh dari pergaulan liar di Jakarta.

Setelah menitipkan ke Ibu kost yang dia percayai, pulanglah dia ke Jakarta. 3 bulan kemudian, si anak gadis telpon ke Bapaknya memberitahu bahwa dia hamil 2 bulan.

Marahlah si Pak Haji dan mendatangi si Ibu Kost. �Bagaimana ente �. saya beri tangunggjawab anak gadis saya, kok bisa kejadian kayak gini ..?�

Jawab si Ibu Kost :� Aduh Pak, kulo mboten mangertos, seng kulo ngertos, anak ipun Pak Haji mandine dhewe, tiduri pun dhewe, belajar nang kamar dhewe,..�

Sebelum si Ibu kost menyelesaikan kalimatnya, marahlah Pak Haji sejadi-jadinya �Pegimana kagak hamil, anak gue mandi di-ewe, tidur di-ewe, sampai belajar aja di-ewe !!

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Huakakaakaka ROAMING kali tuh pak Haji...
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Old 12th May 2010
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hem,mmmmm .... bisa aja nih Koemendan
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ewe terus ndan...
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bwahaha,,,pantes hamil ya,,,mw ngapa"in d'ewe' :nyahaha:
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Jiakakakaa...
dewe2 bae lah yhaa..
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wakakakakaka..., di ewe bae lah
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utg makan gak di ewe wkk
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ehehe...joke dewasa nih ndan..
kesian pak haji jd salah sangka gitu
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jah, apa2 di EW
ntar bu kostnya do EW ma pa hajinya kalo emosi tu
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