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Old 15th August 2010
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3 orang yang meninggal bersamaan dimasukkan ke dalam pintu neraka yang terpisah.

Yang pertama, tukang minum, dia diberi ribuan botol minuman keras oleh penjaga nerakanya.
Yang kedua, tukang zinah, dia diberi ratusan wanita cantik dikamarnya.
Yang ketiga, tukang hisap ganja, dia diberi ribuan linting ganja yang melimpah.

Setelah seribu tahun, masing2x pintu itu dibuka.
Pertama, penjaga nerakanya ngeliat ke si tukang minum, ternyata perutnya udah kembung besar karena kebanyakan minum.
Iblis : "waahhh... Bagus.... Bagus, kau menghabiskan semua minumanmu .

Yg ke-2, dia ngeliat ke si tukang zinah, ternyata jadi banyak bayi disana.
Iblis : "bagus.... Bagus..... Kau melaksanakan tugasmu dengan baik .

Pas yang ketiga, dia ngeliat kalo ribuan ganja yg dulu diberinya masih utuh.
Iblis : "apa2xan ini, kenapa kau tidak menghabiskan ganja-ganja ini?"
Dengan wajah BT si pendosa menjawab : "koreknya mana?"

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hahahahahaha..
iblis dudul..
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iblis oon tuh
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hahhaha:nyahaha;
kocak ndan,tuh iblis dongo di kasih linting cuman koreknya ndak ada
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kesalahan terletak pada KOREK........
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co2 sebentar lagi akan terkenalco2 sebentar lagi akan terkenal
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btw, ganja pake korek gitu? apa mgkn maksud-nya rokok....

ngakak aja deh
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diisep 100taun pun gk bakalan habis tuh ganja.. wong koreknya gk ada:nyahaha:
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ga ada korek rupanya..:nyahaha:
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wkakakakakak... Lucu
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