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Old 3rd June 2010
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Di sebuah rumah sakit ada seorang dokter dan perawat yang suka selingkuh. Padahal dokter itu sudah memiliki isteri yang cantik, tapi masih doyan sama daun muda.

"Dok...," sapa perawat selingkuhan kepada dokter itu.


"Ya, say," jawab sang dokter.


"Ini ada pasien penyakit biri-biri, Dok," kata perawat itu kepada dokter selingkuhannya


"Masukkan dia di ruang yang paling ujung," kata sang dokter kepada perawatnya.


"Iya, Dok," jawab perawat sambil mengedipkan matanya.


Setelah malam tiba, sang dokter dan perawat itu memeriksa pasien yang sakit biri-biri itu. Dan sang dokter menyuruh mencabut bulu kaki si pasien. "Coba kau cabut bulu kakinya sudah tidur atau belum," perintah sang dokter.


"Sudah," kata perawat itu


Langsung saja keduanya saling bercumbu di depan si pasien yang sedang tidur. Hari demi hari mereka melakukan perselingkuhan di depan si pasien yang sakit biri-biri itu.


Seminggu sudah pasien ini masukan rumah sakit, dan si dokter dan perawat ini melakukan pemeriksaan kembali. Sambil mendendang sebuah lagu sang dokter bernyanyi, "Tadi malam enak sekali," kata sang dokter.


Lalu si perawat menyahut, "Malam ini sekali lagi."


Dan bak petir menyambar mereka mendengar sang pasien menyahut, "Lama-lama bulu kakiku habis," jawab si pasien.

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silahkan bagi melon nya bagi yang berkenan ..



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waduhhh, tar ada yg comment lho gr2 dipanggil biri2
kalau ada papa , aku kabur ah ..

, lagian kan itu nama penyakit ..



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jangan2 yang sakit ikutan ngocok lagi ndan
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trus pasienya minta jatah dengan ancaman akan membocorkan kejadian

tersebut... karena khawatir akan kehilangan profesi .. akhirnya mereka pun

merelakan dan menuruti permintaan tersebut.... walaupun dengan berat

hati sang dokter menurutinya walaupun sang dokter tau kalu pasien

tersebut memiliki perilaku biseksual...
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waduh bulu kaki habis tapi dapat tontonan BF live
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