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Old 18th May 2010
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Default Bule Sombong prah banget kocak

Suatu hari, ada seorang bule yang baru nyampe di Indonesia. Setelah keluar dari bandara, ia naik taxi dan ingin jalan-jalan keliling kota Jakarta.


(Di dalam taxi)

Bule : Pak, kalo mall ini (nunjuk mall taman anggrek) di buatnya berapa lama ya..?

Supir : Hmmm.. Kira-kira 1,5 tahun lah.. Kenapa emang?

Bule : Wah.. lama amat.. Kalo di Amerika sih paling juga cuma 9 bulan.. Nah� Kalo gedung ini (gedung DPR-MPR) berapa lama?

Supir : Ya.. Kira-kira 8 bulan lah�.

Bule : Kok lama amat.. Cuma bikin gedung kayak gituan doang.. Kalo disana paling cuma 2 bulan juga udah jadi.. Nah� Kalo monumen ini, pasti lama juga deh dibuatnya (monas). Paling 2-3 tahun buatnya. Indonesia kan teknologinya ketinggalan jaman. Ia nggak?

(saking jengkelnya, supir itu menjawab)
Supir : Waduh� Kalo yang ini saya nggak tau.. Masalahnya waktu kemaren saya lewat sini belum di bangun tuh�

Bule : Aaaahhhhh??

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kekekekekk...tau rasa tuh si BULE sombong..
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songong banget..


jagan" bulenya nga bisa bedain atara 2 bulan ama 2 taun..
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, somse tu bule,,
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kwkwkw
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nganga deh tuh si bule...bisa bgt si sopir jawabnya
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Nice dah pak sopir !
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jiah......
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gondok dah tu bule
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wakakakaka dodol dah tuh bule,..
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