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Old 4th August 2011
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Jika dikatakan cantik dikira menggoda,
Jika dibilang jelek di sangka menghina..
Bila dibilang lemah dia protes,
Bila dibilang perkasa dia nangis .

Maunya emansipasi, tapi disuruh benerin genteng, nolak!
(sambil ngomel masa disamakan dengan cowok)
Maunya emansipasi, tapi disuruh berdiri di bis malah cemberut!
(sambil ngomel, Egois amat sih nih cowok ga punya perasaan)

Jika di tanyakan siapa yang paling di banggakan, kebanyakan bilang Ibunya,
Tapi kenapa ya �.. lebih bangga jadi wanita karir,
Padahal ibunya adalah ibu rumah tangga.

Bila kesalahannya diingatkan,
Mukanya merah..
Bila di ajari mukanya merah,
Bila di sanjung mukanya merah
Jika marah mukanya merah, kok sama Semua ?
bingung !!??

Di tanya ya atau tidak, jawabnya diam;
Ditanya tidak atau ya, jawabnya diam;
Ditanya ya atau ya, jawabnya :diam,
Ditanya tidak atau tidak, jawabnya ; diam,
ketika didiamkan malah marah
(emangnya paranormal yang bisa baca pikiran!)

Di bilang ceriwis marah,
Dibilang berisik ngambek,
Dibilang banyak mulut tersinggung,

Tapi kalau dibilang S u p e l
Wadow seneng banget�padahal artinya sama aja.

Dibilang gemuk engga senang
Padahal maksudnya sehat.

Dibilang kurus malah senang
Padahal maksudnya "kenapa elo jadi begini !!!"

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di lanjutkan ndan,,,,,

monggo,,,
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wah iya ndan betul juga yah
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Old 8th August 2011
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hahaha betul itu ndan...



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emang wanita penuh misteri gan
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TSnya curhat.
kita tunggu aja penjelasan penjelasan dari miss miss disini.
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ntu mah pangalaman pribadi ya sizt......?
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ini malah curhat
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betu tu son..ane sutju
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w bener juga ndan
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