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Old 26th July 2011
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Talking Permintaan terakhir yang.......... PARAH...

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Spoiler for permintaan terakhir yang.......:

Disebuah Rumah Sakit. ada seorang kakek yang sedang dirawat. kakek itu mengumpulkan semua keluarganya termasuk cucunya yang bernama somad. sang kakek pun menyampaikan permintaan terakhir pada si somad.

kakek : cu, sini dah. kakek punya permintaan nih cu.
cucu : apaan kek permintaannya??kalo somad bisa, somad pasti kabulin dah kek.
kakek : kakek minta tolong dibikinin pepesan TAI burung cu.
cucu : wah yang bener aja dong kek,ini mah bukan permintaan kek.
kakek : tolonglah cu..
cucu : (karena si cucu pikir ini permintaan terakhir, akhirnya...) iya udah,
kakek tunggu sebentar ya. aku mau bikinin dulu dah.

setelah beberapa lama, akhirnya si cucu pun sudah selesai membuat pepes tsb. dia pun kembali kerumah sakit membawa pepes itu.

cucu : ini kek pepesnya. mau disuapin kek??
kakek : ga usah, kamu cobain aja dulu cu. nanti baru kakek.
cucu : (si cucu pikir ini permintaan terakhir si kakek. apa boleh buat)
yaudah ini aku cobain kek. (akhirnya dimakan juga tuh pepes)
kakek : gimana rasanya cu??
cucu : ya namanya pepes TAI burung mana ada yang enak sih kek!! :marah
kakek : kamu yang masih muda ja bilang nggak enak,
apalagi kakek yang makan cu.


Spoiler for ngabsen family:

setelah tragedi pepesan tersebut, si cucu benar-benar kesal jadinya. namun,sebagai cucu yg baik dia tetap harus nemenin sang kakek. sang kakek pun meminta semua keluarganya kumpul. sampai akhirnya....

kakek : ini semua udah pada kumpul nih??
semua keluarganya sang kakek serentak bilang "ya. kita semua disini bakalan nungguin kakek"
kakek : yang bener ahk?? :bingungs
ortunya somad : ya bner kek, coba aja panggilin satu-satu kalo nggak percaya,

akhirnya si kakek manggilin satu persatu sanak keluarganya. sampai giliran terakhir si somad

kakek : somad.....
cucu : iya kakek, somad ada disini koq.
kakek : lha?? koq ada disini sih mad.
cucu : kan kakek sendiri yang minta supaya semua keluarga kumpul. gimana sih kakek mah :bingungs .
kakek : ya terus kalo kalian semua ada disini, siapa yg jgain warung?? :mads

adooh ternyata si kakek biarpun mau end. tetep aja masih pelit. malah mikirin siapa yg jagain warung.



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