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Old 12th July 2011
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Penganten baru... Pada suatu senja yang diwarnai oleh hujan yang cukup lebat, tersebutlah sepasang pengantin yang belum lama menikah. Mereka sedang bercengkrama di beranda sambil menikmati pemandangan air hujan yang jatuh dipekarangan rumah mereka, sambil menikmati penganan kecil, dan minuman minuman ringan sedikit keras. ( masih romantis ..maklum penganten baru..) Tiba tiba sang suami korslet urat isengnya.. dan berkata tiba tiba. suami : "ma,.. kita maen tebak-tebakan yuk.. "
istri : "hayo ajah.. sapa takutttt"
suami : "aku punya pertanyaan nich ma.. di dalam perut papi ada apanya.."

istri : "alahhhhhh paling juga sayur asem yang tadi siang.."
suami : "salahh bukan itu jawabannya.. dipikir dulu deh.."
istri : "kacang"
suami : "salah"
istri : "polong"
suami : "salah"
istri : "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. apa sich.. ???" (sambil manja2 dikit)
suami : "dalam perut papi.. ada GAJAHnya..."
istri : "kok bisa"
suami : "yach ndak tahuuuu lha yang pasti sich..ini belalainya udah nongol... nongol.."
istri : "ahhhh papi nakallllll ... sebell kalo gitudoank sich mami juga bisa.. "
suami : "oh ya.. ? coba apa pertanyaannya"
istri : "sammaa.. di dalam perut mami ada apanyaa?"
suami : "he he he he he he... muach muach muach.. kamu hamil yach ???"
istri : "SALAH"
suami : "yachhhhh.. lalu.. mmm ada .. istrinya gajah?"
istri : "SALAH"
suami : "Apa donkkkk ??"
istri : "dalam perut mami ada TELPON UMUMNYA"
suami : "HAHHHHHHHHHHH ???????"
istri : "iyahhh ini tempat masukin koinnya udahkeliatan tuch.."
suami : "ooohhhh"
pada malam harinya.... disaat sudah waktunya untuk menuju ke peraduan, terjadilah dialog singkat sekaligus penutup cerita ini..
suami : "mammiiii" ( dengan nada berbisik )
istri : "apaaaaaa?" (manja lagi jawabnya...)
suami : "mammmmm "
istri : "apaaa.. to the point ajahh.."
suami : "mmmmmmmmmm"
"GAJAH MO NELPON

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ada ada aja tuh orang...
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wah. rada porno nih..
keren keren miss.
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si bapak sama si istrinya kreatip amat.
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Penganten baru... Pada suatu senja yang diwarnai oleh hujan yang cukup lebat, tersebutlah sepasang pengantin yang belum lama menikah. Mereka sedang bercengkrama di beranda sambil menikmati pemandangan air hujan yang jatuh dipekarangan rumah mereka, sambil menikmati penganan kecil, dan minuman minuman ringan sedikit keras. ( masih romantis ..maklum penganten baru..) Tiba tiba sang suami korslet urat isengnya.. dan berkata tiba tiba. suami : "ma,.. kita maen tebak-tebakan yuk.. "
istri : "hayo ajah.. sapa takutttt"
suami : "aku punya pertanyaan nich ma.. di dalam perut papi ada apanya.."

istri : "alahhhhhh paling juga sayur asem yang tadi siang.."
suami : "salahh bukan itu jawabannya.. dipikir dulu deh.."
istri : "kacang"
suami : "salah"
istri : "polong"
suami : "salah"
istri : "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. apa sich.. ???" (sambil manja2 dikit)
suami : "dalam perut papi.. ada GAJAHnya..."
istri : "kok bisa"
suami : "yach ndak tahuuuu lha yang pasti sich..ini belalainya udah nongol... nongol.."
istri : "ahhhh papi nakallllll ... sebell kalo gitudoank sich mami juga bisa.. "
suami : "oh ya.. ? coba apa pertanyaannya"
istri : "sammaa.. di dalam perut mami ada apanyaa?"
suami : "he he he he he he... muach muach muach.. kamu hamil yach ???"
istri : "SALAH"
suami : "yachhhhh.. lalu.. mmm ada .. istrinya gajah?"
istri : "SALAH"
suami : "Apa donkkkk ??"
istri : "dalam perut mami ada TELPON UMUMNYA"
suami : "HAHHHHHHHHHHH ???????"
istri : "iyahhh ini tempat masukin koinnya udahkeliatan tuch.."
suami : "ooohhhh"
pada malam harinya.... disaat sudah waktunya untuk menuju ke peraduan, terjadilah dialog singkat sekaligus penutup cerita ini..
suami : "mammiiii" ( dengan nada berbisik )
istri : "apaaaaaa?" (manja lagi jawabnya...)
suami : "mammmmm "
istri : "apaaa.. to the point ajahh.."
suami : "mmmmmmmmmm"
"GAJAH MO NELPON
kek cerita kita yah.....
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kek cerita kita yah.....
wahwhawhawhahwha :gant eng:
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