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Old 7th November 2011
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Adalah petruk terkena vonis dari dokter dah hipertensi tinggi dan tidak boleh menyantap daging kurban besok...
Frustasi membawanya ke jalan berkelok sambil meratap keras : " Tuhan..Tuhan !! Daripada aku tidak boleh menikmati daging besok, lebih baik aku mati dimakan gajah... aaarrgghh !!"
Karena saking kesalnya petruk pun berjalan entah kemana tujuan dan letih akhirnya tertidur di tepi hutan yang rindang..
Petruk pun bangun dan alangkah kagetnya Ia ketika mendapati seekor gajah dengan muka geram ke arahnya berdiri tepat didepannya .
Petruk pun berteriak "Ya Tuhan !!! Gitu aja kok dimasukin hati !!"
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wah, dikasih pelajaran nih..
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makasih ndan atas lawakan malamnya
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mayan buat nyingir ndan
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nice joke ndan
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ada2 ajah
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kokeoekolwlwwlpwlpwlwpwplwlpwlwp
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nice share ndan wlopun g ngerti
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