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Old 25th June 2011
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Default "bisa langsung test urine??? "

Tadi pagi mbah mampir ke klinik buat ngetes darah, sapa tau mbah
kolesterolnya tinggi, gak disangka dan gak diduga yg nerima susternya
cuantik dan seksi. Mbah jadi inget waktu seumuran dia dulu. Setelah
duduk dimeja,tangan mbah dipegang ama suster tsb dan jari tengah mbah
dicocok pake jarum, trus beberapa tetes darah ditaruh di tester.

Setelah itu suster ingin membersihkan sisa darah yg dijari,
dicarinya tissue, eh gak ada, kapas gak ada, tanpa pikir panjang suster
memasukkan jari mbah dimulutnya trus dihisap.

Melihat itu mbah bengong trus tanpa pikir panjang mbah bilang, "boleh test urine sekalian gak sus"

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si embah aji mumpung...
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udah tua ga tau diri tu ndan
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si mbah dapet rejeki
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lah parah .............
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hahaha.. si mbah pengen diisep juga tuh anunya..
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dapet rejeki nomplok tuh
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kayaknya nikmat tuh
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Gara-gara suster nya juga tuh pake diisep segala...
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maunya si kakek..
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