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Old 26th August 2011
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Seorang programmer menyeberang jalan satu hari ketika ada seekor katak memanggilnya dan berkata, "Jika kamu menciumku, aku akan berubah menjadi seorang putri cantik."

Ia membungkuk, mengambil katak itu dan memasukkannya ke dalam saku. Katak itu berbicara lagi dan berkata, "Jika kamu menciumku dan mengubah aku kembali menjadi seorang putri cantik, saya akan tinggal bersama Kamu selama satu minggu."

Programmer mengambil katak keluar dari saku, tersenyum dan kembali ke saku. Katak kemudian berteriak, "Jika kamu menciumku dan menghidupkanku kembali menjadi seorang putri, saya akan tinggal dengan kamu dan melakukan apa yang kamu inginkan." Sekali lagi programmer mengambil katak itu keluar, tersenyum dan memasukkannya kembali ke saku.

Akhirnya, katak bertanya, "Apa yang terjadi? Aku sudah bilang bahwa aku seorang putri cantik dan aku akan tinggal bersamamu selama seminggu dan melakukan apa pun yang kamu inginkan. Mengapa kau tidak ingin menciumku?"

Programmer itu berkata, "Dengar, aku seorang programmer aku tidak punya waktu untuk seorang pacar. Tetapi memiliki katak yang bisa bicara, merupakan hal yang keren!"

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wah.
parah banget tu programmer..
sayang banget ada katak kaya gitu..
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itulah gara-garanya kalo dah gila teknologi....
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wah dijadiin pjangan ama si programmer
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Whahaha...
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lumayan daripada lumanyun
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Hahaha , progamer abnormal dasar haha
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