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Old 1st August 2011
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Cara Membuat Kondom

SEORANG dokter gigi sedang memasang gigi perempuan tua dengan menggunakan sarung tangan karet dan berkata, "Tahu nggak bagaimana cara orang membuat sarung tangan karet?"

Dan dijawab oleh perempuan itu, "Tidak."

"Begini caranya," sahut sang dokter gigi.

"Di suatu desa terpencil ada sebuah bangunan yang berisi sebuah tangki besar berisi karet cair. Lalu penduduk desa itu berbaris menuju tangki dan mencelupkan tangan mereka ke dalam tangki itu. Seteleah kering, mereka mengeletek karet itu dari tanan mereka dan memasukkan sarung tangan karet itu ke dalam sebuah kantong besar. Kemudian mereka kembali berbaris ke tangki itu seperti semula."

Perempuan itu tidak bereaksi mendengar cerita dokter gigi itu. Namun, beberapa saat kemudian, perempuan tua itu tertawa terbaha-bahak sehingga proses pemasangan gigi harus dihentikan.

"Kenapa?" tanya dokter.

Perempuan itu menjelaskan, "Tiba-tiba terpikir oleh saya cara pembuatan kondom!"

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ngakak ane ndan ...

klo bikin kondom ya itunya yang dicelupin ...


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ngakak ane ndan ...

klo bikin kondom ya itunya yang dicelupin ...


anda cerdas...
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hahaha.. dasar si nenek pikirannya mesum aja tuh..
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kw ngakak abis
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ada ada aja tuh orang..
harus lah nyelupin itunya..
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ada aja si nene
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Bused Tuh Nenek Udah Tua Mikirinnya !!!
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Old 3rd November 2011
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ada yg punya ide yg sama ngga ttg cara pembuatannya?
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kalo sarung tangan karet, yg dimasukin semua tangan (jari2nya)....
Kalo donkom....yg dimasukin cuma jari JEMPOL nya sis
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