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Old 1st July 2011
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Udh berapa hari Roy berasa horny mau jajan. dia takut kena penyakit. akhirnya dia pergi ke mangga besar, ke toko alat bantu seks. "Koh. gw mau beli vibrator." kata Roy agak malu-malu ke ngkoh yang punya toko. si ngkoh ny nawarin "Nih ada boneka sexy. buatan amerika. mantap vibratornya.rasanya kayak beneran dah. harganya 5 juta." Si Roy bilang "Wah kemahalan koh. duit gw ga ada segitu." Trus si ngkoh nya nawarin yang lain "Ini juga ada vibrator buatan jepang. tp gak bentuk boneka. bentuknya kayak mrs V beneran. pas dah buat situ. vibratornya juga mantep. rasanya juga dijamin sama. harganya 2 juta." denger itu lagi-lagi Roy menggeleng "Duit gw masih blom cukup koh." Akhirnya si ngkoh nawarin produk termurahnya "Kalo gitu ini aja nih yg paling murah. buatan cungko. bentuknya sih gak bagus. kayak botol susu. tp vibrator an rasanya dijamin sama dah kayak yang mahalan punya. 500 ribu aja." karena harganya terjangkau, akhinya roy beli vibrator buatan cungko itu. Sampe di kamarnya. si Roy langsung cobain tuh vibrator. dia masukin mr P nya ke vibrator berbentuk botol itu. vibrator otomatis bekerja. dalam hati Roy mikir "bener juga nih, mantap jepitan dan getarannya. rasanya kayak beneran." Setelah Roy klimaks.. vibrator masih terus bekerja. Roy masih seneng. sampai dia klimaks yang kedua. vibrator masih terus jalan. Roy mulai ngos-ngosan. setelah klimaks ketiga. vibrator masih terus jalan. si Roy udah mulai lemes. dia cari-cari tombol off ny. tp gak ketemu jg. Akhirnya sambil ngos-ngosan. dia telpon si ngkoh tempat dia beli. "Koh,beneran nih enak rasany. tp cara matiin nya gimana koh.?" trus si ngkoh ny bilang. "oh. kalo yang buatan cungko. itu sebetulnya modifikasi dari alat pemerah susu sapi, makanya bentuknya botol susu 1 liter." dengan gak sabar Roy nanya lagi "iya tapi cara matiin nya gimana.? gw udah 3x klimaks.blm berenti jg. gw udah lemes" si ngkoh nya dgn santai jwb "ntar otomatis mati sendiri,kalo botolnya udh penuh"

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bisa mati klimaks tu cungko
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hahaha.. seliter baru penuh tuh..kkkkkkkkkkk
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ampe kusut tuh ti*it haha
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ampe kusut tuh ti*it haha
bukan hanya tuh burung yang kempes, pantatnya juga bakalan ilang dah
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mampus aja tuh burung

kl kusut rasain aja
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buakakakakaka parah bgt
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ada2 az tuh
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Bwakakaka,...
ampe kering dah tuh,....
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