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Old 11th October 2010
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SURAT PENJUAL BUAH YG PATAH HATI:
'wajahmu memang manggis,watakmu juga melonkolis,tapi hatiku nanas karena cemburu,sirsak napasku,hatiku anggur lebur,ini delima dalam hidupku,memang ini juga salakku,jarang apel malam minggu,ya tuhan,mohon belimbing-mu,kalo memang perpisangan ini yg terbaik untukku,semangka kau bahagia dgn pria lain...sawonara....'dari: duriantosurat



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"membalas kentang suratmu itu,brokoli sudah kubilang,jangan tiap dateng rambutmu selalu kucai,jagungmu gak pernah di cukur.disuruh dateng malam minggu, ehh nongolnya hari labu.ditambah kondisi keuanganmu makin hari makin pare,kalo mo nelpon aku aja mesti ke wortel�.terus terong aja,cintaku padamu sudah lama tomat...jangan kangkung aku lagi,cabe dehhhhhh!!!"‎

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Old 11th December 2010
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belum pernah baca ndan....

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agak lumayan lama mikirny nhi...

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apalagi kamu sering banget main TERONG sama tukang jamu gendong ......
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mesra amat ndan surat nya...tp yg lucu yg kata2 terakhir "cabe deh"
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