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Old 24th May 2010
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Default ada2 Kelakuan WTS ......di jamin ngakak....
sebelumnya ndan kalo ane cuma mau share....

langsung aja Ndan....
begini ceritanya....

Dua orang WTS, angel dan Ayu sedang bersaing merebut banyak pelanggan. Namun Angel bernasib sial padahal dia tidak terlalu jelek. Dengan putus asa ia datangi Ayu.

"Eh, apa sih rahasianya, kok sampeyan laris manis?", tanya Angel.

Ayu yang merasa menang akhirnya tidak tega. Dibisikkannyalah ke telinga Angel, "Rahasianya, petasan cabe rawit".

Angelheran, "Bagaimana caranya?", tanyanya penasaran.

"Waktu kamu begituan, nyalain aja petasannya... kan meledak. Kalau tamunya tanya, jawab aja: "Perawan saya pecah Mas...", jelas Ayu kepada Angel.

Esoknya, saran itu dicoba oleh Angel. Ketika dapat seorang hidung belang dan sedang beraksi, ia nyalakan petasannya, Duar!!!!

"Apaan tuh??!!!", tanya tamunya.

"Perawan saya pecah, Mas..", kata Angel.

"Jadi kamu masih perawan ???!!!", tanya si tamu gembira.

Singkat cerita, berita itu sampai ketangan hidung belang lainnya dan hasilnya memang tamu si Angel bertambah banyak. Dasar serak ah, Angel berpikir gimana caranya agar lebih banyak lagi.

"Petasan Cabe Rawit yang kecil aja efeknya begini, apa lagi petasan jumbo, pasti lebih banyak lagi... Ah aku coba.." pikir Angel.

Saat itu seorang lelaki gendut masuk ke kamar bersama Angel yang telah menyiapkan petasan jumbonya. Waktu beraksi, dinyalakanlah petasan Jumbonya, "DDUUAAAARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!".

"Apaan tuh?", tanya si tamu kaget.

"Perawan saya pecah, Mas..." kata Angel berharap tamunya senang.

"Pecah sih pecah... biji saya kemana nih.....!!!???

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bijinya pecah yha ??
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haha wts gila
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sekalian aja jangan pake petasan atuh, tanggung, mendingan C4 sekalian
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