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Old 30th June 2011
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SYARAT MENIKAHI SEORANG SEKRETARIS CANTIK
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Seorang sekretaris muda yang cantik sedang diajak kencan dengan seorang pengusaha kaya raya yang bertampang rada DP a.k.a HANCUR � setelah berkali-kali gagal mengajak kencan .. hari itu sang Sekretaris luluh juga dengan alasan kasihan sama sang pengusaha � mereka pun berbincang-bincang

Pengusaha: Aku mengagumi kamu sudah sejak lama �
Sekretaris: senyum saja .. (dalam hati .. Ah males gue)
Pengusaha: Aku berniat menikahi kamu .. aku serius �
Sekretaris: (bingung gimana nolaknya ya � mampus gue) hmm .. aduh mas aku bingung jawabnya � (sumpah lo kalo ganteng langsung gue terima deh)
Pengusaha: hmm .. baiklah km ajukan syarat untuk aku penuhi ..
Sekretaris: (wah kesempatan nih .. gue kasi lo persyaratan yang mustahil hihihihihi) baiklah mas aku punya tiga syarat yang harus dipenuhi ..
Pengusaha: baiklah .. sebutkan satu persatu ,, biar kau pertimbangkan ..
Sekretaris: 1. Aku ingin punya deposito 10 miliar malam ini juga .. ( sokor rasakan tuh gue bikin semustahil mungkin hahahhaha dalam hati)
Pengusaha: hmm .. tunggu sebentar .. (terlihat menelfon seseorang)
okey � aku sudah telefon pemegang kuasa di bank aku .. dan baru saja dikirim ke rekening km uang sejumlah 10 miliar dalam bentuk deposito �
Sekeretaris: (MAMPUS gua adduuh) ok .. ke 2. AKu ingin JET PRIBADI .. (hahaha makan tuh)
Pengusaha: hmm .. sebentar ..(menelfon seseorang) .. Oke kamu besok cek di hanggar no.7 bandara .. Aku baru saja belikan kamu Jet Pribadi dari rusia ..
Sekretaris: (MATI GUA�sumpah gua ngga mau kimpoi sama beruk�Aduh alasan apalagi nih �. Dalam hati menangis) .. yang terkahir ya mas � hmm ..
sebenernya aku tuh pecandu Sex banget mas � Aku berkeinginan memiliki suami yang memilik �PEN*S� sepanjang 25 Cm � Hmm .. Aku tau itu sangat mustahil mas .. Tapi itulah syarat terakhirku dan mas udah memenuhi kedua syarat sebelumnya ngga bisa ditarik lagi loh mas � (tersenyum penuh kemenangan)�
Pengusaha: (tertunduk lesu) .. sambil menghela nafas panjang .. terdiam ..
Sekretaris: Gimana mas ..? (dalam hati yess gue menang .. hahahaa)
Pengusaha: Sepertinya ini syarat yang paling berat .. Sulit bagi aku untuk memutuskan .. (masih tertunduk) ..
Sekretaris: Yah .. maaf mas kalau syaratku terlalu berat .. (senyum dalam hati .. Yuhhhuu dapet duit plus Jet Pribadi .. Yeess)
Pengusaha: Tapi mau bagaimana lagi � Rasa cintaku padamu terlalu besar untuk dilkalahkan oleh apapun .. Demi mendapatkan kamu .. AKu rela POTONG 5 CM �Punyaku 30 cm� Sambil menatap tajam penuh keyakinan ..
Sekretaris: ������� hening � pingsan..

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mantap ndan..... lagi dong ndan....
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hahahaha....
lucu deh...
masa minta dipendekin....
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kesian do potong 5 senti
btw kenapa gak di tarok di ketawa ketiwi aja ya?
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kasian si otong harus di potong..
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No comeng dah ndan. good joke

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