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Old 11th January 2012
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Default Kekuatan Negosiasi: Melamar Anak Bill Gates

Ayah : "Anakku, aku ingin kamu menikah dengan wanita pilihan Ayah!"
Anak : "Maaf, Ayah! Aku hanya akan menikah dengan wanita pilihanku sendiri."
Ayah : "Tapi, Anakku, Wanita ini adalah anaknya Bill Gates..."
Anak : "Ah, Serius, Yah? Kalo gitu, Ok, deh!"

Hari berikutnya, Sang ayah mendekati Bill Gates
Ayah : "Saya telah memilihkan calon suami untuk anakmu..."
Bill Gates : "Tapi, anakku masih terlalu muda untuk menikah sekarang."
Ayah : "Weits, tunggu dulu. Calon yang aku pilihkan ini adalah vice president dari Bank Dunia."
Bill Gates : "Ah, Serius Lo?? Kalo gitu, Ok, deh!"

Akhirnya Sang Ayah mendekati President Bank Dunia
Ayah : "Saya memiliki seorang anak muda yang bisa dijadikan vice president untuk kamu."
President : "Oh, maaf, saya sudah memiliki banyak calon VP untuk itu."
Ayah : "Tapi kamu tidak tau, kan, Anak laki-laki ini adalah menantunya Bill Gates."
President : "Ah, Serius Lo??? Kalo gitu, Ok, deh!"

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setelah di baca berulang-ulang dan dianalisis bolak-balik (lebay)
akhirnya ngakak juga hahahaha
seorang ayah yang kreatif, boleh juga dicoba triknya
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setelah di baca berulang-ulang dan dianalisis bolak-balik (lebay)
akhirnya ngakak juga hahahaha
seorang ayah yang kreatif, boleh juga dicoba triknya
ide buat naek jabatan dan jadi menantu orang terkenal...
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bole d coba
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ada usaha... ada hasil....



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hahaha bisa nih di coba
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hahaha bisa nih di coba
semoga berhasil....
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ikut mraktekin ah,,,
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ikut mraktekin ah,,,
semoga berhasil jadi menantunya bill gates ndan....
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ayah yg cerdas
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