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Old 19th March 2011
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Si Asep sedang membaca emailnya, dan ada artikel menarik tentang cara berkenalan dengan (baca: merayu) cewek. Salah satunya adalah dengan memulai perbincangan seperti berikut :
Cowok : �Maaf, mbak. Mbak punya obeng, ngga?�
Cewek : �Ha? Nggak..�
Cowok : �Kalo nomer hp punya kan?�
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Akhirnya, Asep Surasep ingin mencoba �rayuan maut� tersebut.
Dan� Di suatu taman�
Asep : �Maaf, mbak. Mbak punya obeng nggak?�
Cewek : �Punya� Mau yang plus atau minus?�
Asep : �Eh?!?,..ngg..yang minus aja mbak. Kalo palu punya nggak?�
Cewek : �Punya juga.. nih..�
Asep : �(Damn..) ?? Kalo kunci inggris, ada nggak?� (dengan penuh pengharapan agar si cewek menjawab �tidak�)
Cewek : �Ooo.. itu juga ada� dari ukuran 10 sampai 20. Mas mau yang mana?�
Asep : �(buset�).. DAAMMMN�!! F&^%**K�. To the point aja deh, mbak. Mbak punya nomer hape nggak?�
Cewek : �Ooo.. ini.. (sambil menyodorkan kartu nama dan brosur Ace hardware). Kalo mas butuh perkakas, hubungi saya aja. Saya kebetulan di bagian sales Ace Hardware, pusat perkakas yang terlengkap. Ace hardware gitu lho!!!��
Asep : ��.nasiiib�.� (sambil pergi dengan tertunduk lesu..)

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sales dilawan..mati gaya dah
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rupanya tuh cewe sales..:nyahaha:kkkkkkkkk
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Old 28th March 2011
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mati gaya tuh cowok.. :nyahaha:
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salah sasaran deh asep
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salah sendiri ngerayu cewe sales ace hardware...
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hahaha! ngakak
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