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Old 3rd January 2012
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Ketika Sakichi Toyoda meninggal dunia dan sampai disurga, di pintu gerbang disambut oleh malaikat,
" karena anda adalah orang yang baik dan ciptaan anda, mobil TOYOTA, telah merubah dunia.. maka sebagai hadiahnya anda boleh memilih tinggal disurga ini bersama siapa saja.

"Toyoda : " Terima kasih. Saya memilih utk tinggal bersama Adam, orang pertama ".

Ketika bertemu dengan Adam, Toyoda bertanya :

" bukankah anda yg menciptakan wanita ? "

Adam menjawab: " ya ".

Toyoda : " Design ciptaan anda banyak cacatnya :

1. Terlalu banyak tonjolan-tonjolannya.
2. Berisik.
3. Body belakang goyangnya terlalu banyak.
4. Tempat pemasukan terlalu dekat dengan tempat pembuangan.

Adam :" tunggu dulu. Coba saya lihat dulu ke komputer ".

Adam lalu mengetikkan beberapa perintah ke komputer dan beberapa saat kemudian keluar hasilnya.

Adam : " Ya, memang ada beberapa kelemahan dalam design saya, tetapi menurut data dikomputer ternyata lebih banyak laki-laki yang mengendarai ciptaan saya daripada mobil Toyota ciptaan anda..

Wanita adalah kendaraan terbaik di dunia melebihi ciptaanmu Mr. Sakhici Toyoda, karena :

- memiliki 2 lampu depan yang menawan.
- memiliki 2 bemper belakang yang indah.
- mengeluarkan pelumas sendiri saat panas.
- distarter hanya dengan sentuhan jari.
- ganti oli mesin otomatis setiap bulan.
- dapat digunakan oleh piston ukuran apapun.
- beragam posisi berkendara,


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toyota kalah banyak dikendarai ama laki2
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lucu ndan izin ketawa sebentar ane
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bisa aja luh ndan bikin istilahnya dech
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