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Old 19th January 2012
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Talking Hasil broadcast an bbm pagi2

sori kalo repost , cuman gara2 pagi2 dapet broadcast yg lumayan lucu juga

Ternyata bahasa Jawa lebih efisien dari Bahasa Inggris lo ndan , padahal bahassa Inggris terkenal lebih efisien dari bahasa Indo

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  • 1. walk slowly on the edge (side) of the road >>> Mlipir / mripit
  • 2. fall backward and then hit own head >>> nggeblak
  • 3. got hit by a truck that is moving backward >>> kunduran trek
  • 4. talk to much about unimportant thing >>> cangkeman
  • 5. smearing full body with hot ointment or liquid and then massaging it >>> mblonyo
  • 6. going without notice and permission >>> mlethas
  • 7. riding a bicycle >>> ngontel
  • 8. falling forward (and may hit own face) >>> kejlungup
  • 9. hot pyroclastic cloud rolling down from a volcano >>> wedus gembel
  • 10. a small and sharp thing embedded inside own skin >>> susuben
  • 11. spending a lot of time for doing nothing >>> mbathang
  • 12. feeling uncomfortable because there is something thats smells bad >>> kambon
  • 13. things getting out from a container accidentally because of gravity >>> mbrojol
  • 14. get hit by thing collapsing on top of one head/body >>> kebrukan
  • 15. drinking straight from the bottle without using glass , where whole bottle tip gets into the mouth >>> ngokop
  • 16. cannot open eyes because something shining very bright >>> blereng
  • 17. hanging on tightly to something in order to be inert >>> gondelan
  • 18. falling accidentally because of a hole >>> kejeglong
  • 19. feeling unwell because of cold temperature >>> katisen
  • 20. making to much noise , disturbing other people >>> mbribeni
  • 21. tripping over accidentally caused by wires , cloths etc >>> kesrimpet



buat yg kaga ngerti ya silakan numpang bingung aja

repost ga repost ,
jelek apa bagus ,
biarin yg penting ngetik sendiri ga pake copas

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sori kalo repost , cuman gara2 pagi2 dapet broadcast yg lumayan lucu juga

Ternyata bahasa Jawa lebih efisien dari Bahasa Inggris lo ndan , padahal bahassa Inggris terkenal lebih efisien dari bahasa Indo

Spoiler for cekidot:

  • 1. walk slowly on the edge (side) of the road >>> Mlipir / mripit
  • 2. fall backward and then hit own head >>> nggeblak
  • 3. got hit by a truck that is moving backward >>> kunduran trek
  • 4. talk to much about unimportant thing >>> cangkeman
  • 5. smearing full body with hot ointment or liquid and then massaging it >>> mblonyo
  • 6. going without notice and permission >>> mlethas
  • 7. riding a bicycle >>> ngontel
  • 8. falling forward (and may hit own face) >>> kejlungup
  • 9. hot pyroclastic cloud rolling down from a volcano >>> wedus gembel
  • 10. a small and sharp thing embedded inside own skin >>> susuben
  • 11. spending a lot of time for doing nothing >>> mbathang
  • 12. feeling uncomfortable because there is something thats smells bad >>> kambon
  • 13. things getting out from a container accidentally because of gravity >>> mbrojol
  • 14. get hit by thing collapsing on top of one head/body >>> kebrukan
  • 15. drinking straight from the bottle without using glass , where whole bottle tip gets into the mouth >>> ngokop
  • 16. cannot open eyes because something shining very bright >>> blereng
  • 17. hanging on tightly to something in order to be inert >>> gondelan
  • 18. falling accidentally because of a hole >>> kejeglong
  • 19. feeling unwell because of cold temperature >>> katisen
  • 20. making to much noise , disturbing other people >>> mbribeni
  • 21. tripping over accidentally caused by wires , cloths etc >>> kesrimpet



buat yg kaga ngerti ya silakan numpang bingung aja

repost ga repost ,
jelek apa bagus ,
biarin yg penting ngetik sendiri ga pake copas
ga tau orisinil ato ngga yg jelas bener banget...
asli bikin ngakak guling2 nih....

cek cp deh.....
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ga tau orisinil ato ngga yg jelas bener banget...
asli bikin ngakak guling2 nih....

cek cp deh.....
orisinil gw ngetik sendiri

duh tq yagh miss , jd berasa tambah

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ane kagak ngarti mkste gan,bngung deh..
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ane kagak ngarti mkste gan,bngung deh..
kaga ngerti bahasanya to kaga ngerti gara2 tulisannya d sembunyiin?
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paraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
cangkeman
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wah bnr2 efisien nh ndan
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paraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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wah bnr2 efisien nh ndan
la kalo yg ini brarti ga pada bingung ya?



kalo ada yg mau nambahi ndan
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4. talk to much about unimportant thing >>> cangkeman
rujakan lambe alias cipokan
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ternyata bahasa Jawanya diputihkan... sampe puyeng ane nyari mana bahasa Jawanya
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