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Old 14th January 2012
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Default Hukuman buat Pemerkosa

Ada seorang pemuda abis nonton Film dewasa
Mungkin karena nafsunya udah tinggi...akhirnya dia nekat dan memperkosa seorang mahasiswi yang baru pulang kuliah. Tapi dianya nyesal dan kemudian menyerahkan diri ke polisi.

Selama di tahanan dia terus berpikir, mungkin dia akan ditahan selama puluhan tahun dan disiksa berat. Akhirnya dia disidang.

Hakimnya ngomong,
"Anda telah bersalah menghancurkan masa depan seorang mahasiswi. Hukumannya... (si pemuda pucat)..... hukumannya tiga bulan penjara."

Si pemuda antara kaget dan senang, karena nggak mengira hukumannya cuma 3 bulan penjara. Tiba-tiba hakimnya melanjutkan bicara,
"Dengan catatan, alat yang dipakai melakukan kejahatan, disita oleh Negara�


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bener banget pak hakim
kalo alatnya disita gak bakalan merkosa lag

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disita buat ngasih makan anjing2 terlantar
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Benar bgt tuh.....alatnya di sita
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mampus luh ,, amit2 dah
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setuju sama pak hakim!!!




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disita buat ngasih makan anjing2 terlantar
wah DP bener nasibnya si otong
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kocak banget tuh miss. ada ja tuh hakim
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Old 17th January 2012
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kalau d sita, psti gak bsa memprkosa lgi. Kan aman dah gan
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lhah kok hukumannya ringan banget... harusnya disuruh tanggung jawab, nikahin si korban?
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