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Old 4th February 2012
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Klub sepak bola apa yang Religius & rajin sholat? | "emang ada?" | Ada! | "Apaan?" | Real Masjid | "..."

Anak-anak, sudut ABC = 60 dera...? | "JAT" | sudut BAC = 60 dera...? | "JAT" | jadi kedua sudut itu sama sama be...? | "JAT" #SekolahGagal

*Baca Koran* Anda seorang lulusan S3? Pandai berbahasa inggris? Pasif maupun aktif? Pintar komunikasi? Dan belum bekerja? Kasihan deh lo! :Peace:

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Tiup lilin.nya , Tiup lilin.nya skrg juga , skrg jugaa | JANGAN DULU JAD |Knpa emg mak ? | inget,bapak kmu kan lagi ngepet ! | >.<

Udin: eh megawati itu dulu pernah pacaran sama SBY ya? Ujang: Hah kata siapa? Udin: abisnya banyak bnget yg bilang kalo Megawati itu Mantan Presiden.. Ujang: (‾.‾"٥)

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Ada badai menghadang ....
Gempa mengguncang ....
Halilintar menyambar ....
Tsunami menyerang ....
Sblm semua itu terjadi ....
aku cuma mo bilang ...

Lari goblok !!!
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Udin: Cok Olahraga faforit lu apa?
Ucok: bulu tangkis
Udin: Jiahhhhhh masih jaman bulu tangkis ?
Ucok: Emang lu apa
Udin: Badminton
Ucok: @#!@#!@#!@

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Pleaseeeee Jangan Tinggalin Aku Laaaaaaah :mewek|Cipok Ga Pernah ,Grepe" Ga pernaaaah |Aku Ga Sukaaa Ceweeeeeeeek :mewek | :hammer :mewek

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Kamu Keturunan Yugoslavia Ya ?

Seorang Guru Baru Tengah Mengabses Murid-Muridnya Dan Tertarik Dengan Sebuah Nama , Lalu Dia Memanggil Murid Dengan Nama Tersebut.

Guru : " Smary Saklitinov , Coba Kemari"
Murid : "Iyaa Bu" .
Guru : "Sini Kamu Nak , Kamu Keturunan Yugosavia Ya ?"
Murid : "Bukan Bu".
Guru : "Lalu Kenapa Namamu Smary Saklitinov ?"
Murid : "Oo, Smary itu Singkatan Dari Nama Bapak Saya S[Surtono] Dan Ibu Saya Mary"
Guru :"Hmmm... Kalau Saklitinov ?"
Murid :"Sabtu Kliwon Tiga November"

Kalau Berkenan Melonnya Ndaan

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Kamu Keturunan Yugoslavia Ya ?

Seorang Guru Baru Tengah Mengabses Murid-Muridnya Dan Tertarik Dengan Sebuah Nama , Lalu Dia Memanggil Murid Dengan Nama Tersebut.

Guru : " Smary Saklitinov , Coba Kemari"
Murid : "Iyaa Bu" .
Guru : "Sini Kamu Nak , Kamu Keturunan Yugosavia Ya ?"
Murid : "Bukan Bu".
Guru : "Lalu Kenapa Namamu Smary Saklitinov ?"
Murid : "Oo, Smary itu Singkatan Dari Nama Bapak Saya S[Surtono] Dan Ibu Saya Mary"
Guru :"Hmmm... Kalau Saklitinov ?"
Murid :"Sabtu Kliwon Tiga November"
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