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Old 25th January 2012
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Ane punya cerita nee ndan tentang kakek ama cucu yang lagi ngobrol !! mudah2an bisa bikin agan2 pada
Neee ceritanya

Ada seorang guru SD sebut saja ( G ) sedang mengajar murid ( M ) di kelas 1 SD.Terjadilah percakapan ..

G : Percayakah kalian kalau tuhan itu ada

M : iya buu

G : kalau begitu coba kalian minta sesuatu ( lalu para murid berdoa dan meminta permen).

M : Saya sudah minta permen bu ..

G : mana ?? kok tidak di kabulkan ?? berarti tuhan itu tidak ada .. kalau anak2 minta sesuatu sama saya pasti saya kabulkan .. karena sayalah tuhan sesunguhnya. ( lalu sang guru memberikan permen ke murid yg memintanya )

M : ( murid murid mulai mengajukan permitaan masing masing karena yakin akan di kabulkan oleh bu guru ) Bu saya minta motor bu .. kalau begitu saya minta rokok sebungkus donk ..

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salam kenal bu , saya minta bb dakota
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Old 26th January 2012
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ane ga ngakak, makan dong TS mie rasa curut
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Ga ngakak ndan
Makan gih mie nya
Tar keburu bengkak kyk Momod diatas ane oh

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ane ga ngakak gan
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wakaka, guru iseng apa dodol ?
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gurunya sesat
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gak ngakak ayo makan
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saya minta kawin
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