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Old 6th December 2011
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Default Mengajari Sopan Santun Kepada Anak

Seorang ibu sedang mengajari kedua putranya tentang sopan santun...

Ibu : "Kakak, adik... dengar, kalau mama dan papa lagi ngobrol tidak boleh diganggu."
Anak-anak : "Iya maa..."
Ibu : "Terus... kalau mama dan papa lagi makan, juga tidak boleh diganggu! Itu tidak baik ya..."
Anak-anak : "Iya maa..."
Ibu : "Ya sudah, kalau begitu asik main sama kakak dulu di luar... sekarang mama mau makan siang!"
Anak-anak : "Iya maa..."

Belum beberapa menit berlalu, si kakak masuk ke rumah sambil menangis keras,
Kakak : (sambil menarik baju ibunya) "Mama, mama..."

Si ibu langsung marah dan kesal padahal baru aja diajarin,

Ibu : "Kakak... Tadi kan mama sudah bilang, kalau mama lagi makan jangan diganggu!"
Kakak : (sambil menarik baju ibunya lagi) "Mama... Mama..."
Ibu : "Tunggu sampai mama selesai makan dulu!"

Akhirnya si kakak menunggu dengan sedih sampai ibunya selesai makan,
Ibu : "Nah, kakak, sekarang mama sudah selesai makan... Kakak kenapa sampe nangis seperti itu?"
Kakak : "Mama... tadi waktu kakak main sama adik di luar, tahu-tahu ade kepeleset dan jatuh di sumur belakang rumah..."

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yaahhhh jdi ajj telat diangkattuh anaknya w
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hihihi, akibat sifat orang tua yg arogan, yg merasa hebat dan berjasa udh ngurus anaknya. sampe2 ga mau ngertiin anaknya dan maksain kehendaknya...

kena batunya dia...

anaknya nyemplung sumur...

Numpang naro thread yaa ndan... maaf kalau ga sopan... ^_^

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Old 30th December 2011
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salah ortunya yg krg peka nih
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Old 31st December 2011
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Udah terlanjur tenggelam duluan tuh kakaknya
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Old 2nd January 2012
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hahaha lucu banget ndan
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bener2 top si ndan nih jokesnya lucu abis
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klo kejadian kek gitu gimana coba, telat ngangkat lah yg jelas
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lucunya ngena ndan, buat orangtua yg arogan
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akwakwk si emak ke enakan anaknya nyemplung dah
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