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Old 20th February 2012
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Ada pasangan suami istri, istrinya sedang hamil tua. suatu hari sang istri merasa perutnya kontraksi pertanda mau melahirkan. lalu mereka pun datang ke dokter.
istri: "dok saya takut kata orang2 melahirkan itu sangat sakit, bahkan ada yg sampai pingsan"
dokter: "oh kebetulan, kami punya alat baru, alat ini gunanya memindahkan rasa sakit si ibu kepada ayah dari jabang bayi, tapi alat ini bisa membuat ayah dari bayi tsb pingsan bahkan koma"
suami: "baiklah dok silahkan pasang alat itu pada tubuh istri saya, demi istri saya tercinta"

setelah alat itu dipasang tidak lama kemudian sang istri pun melahirkan. pertama2 kepala bayi keluar sang suami tidak merasa kesakitan sedikitpun. sampai si bayi keluarpun si suami tidak mengeluarkan setetespun keringat.
dokter: "wah anda sungguh hebat pak, saya fikir dengan kelahiran anak anda seperti itu anda akan pingsan"
istri: "iya ayah sungguh hebat"
suami hanya senyum2 bangga.

setelah pulang ke rumah mereka pun melihat tukang listrik pingsan di depan rumah mereka. tukang listrik itu pingsan karena pendarahan"
suami: "jadi sebenarnya anak ini anak siapa!!!


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Lucu ndan...serius ane baru baca cerita humor yg ini...
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seeeep� gan jokesnya bikin ane jadi terus :ngakak
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