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Old 11th October 2010
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Ada seorang Anak perempuan datang kpd Ibunya untuk menitipkan uang Rp.1000,-. yang baru didapat dari sang Ayah. Oleh ibunya uang tsb disimpan dibawah kasur, kemudian disampingnya ditaruh pula uang Rp.100,-.
Bbrp hari kemudian si Anak perempuan itu datang kembali kpd ibunya utk mengambil uangnya.

Anak : Mana uangku yang Rp.1000,- bu ? Ibu : Itu aku simpan dibwh kasur, malahan sdh beranak Rp.100,-

Kemudian si anak tadi hanya mengambil yang Rp.100,-, sementara yang Rp.1000,- tetap ia tinggalkan dgn harapan akan bisa beranak lagi.

Selanjutnya si Ibu meletakkan lagi uang Rp.100,- dibawah kasur. Bbrp hari kemudian si anak perempuan itu datang lagi dan merasa senang mendapati uangnya beranak lagi Rp.100,-.

Kejadian itu berulang sampai empat kali. Saat kedatangannya yang ke lima ia terperanjat dan heran melihat Ibunya menangis. Kemudian ia menghampiri dan bertanya :

Anak : Kenapa Ibu menangis ?
Ibu : Itu uangmu yang Rp.1000,- meninggal ketika mau melahirkan.
Anak : Bagaimana uang bisa meninggal bu...?
Ibu : bagaimana sihhh ??? kalo kamu percaya ia dpt melahirkan, knp kamu tdk percaya ia dpt meninggal....!?!?!



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) ternyata tu ibu tega ya...
kirain mo ngajarin anaknya biar gemar menabung...ternyata oh ternyata :nyahaha:
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pinter juga tuh ibunya..:nyahaha:
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:nyahaha::nyahaha: pinter ibu nya...
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wkw..di bego2-in sm ibunya..
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hahaha....ada2 si ibu ini
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