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Old 21st September 2010
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Default Tidak Memperkosa Anak Dibawah Umur

Pada suatu hari terjadi persidangan, di sebuah kantor pengadilan. Yang membahas tentang si Udin yang tua berumur 70 th, memperkosa anak umur tujuh tahun.

Dalam persidangan tersebut terjadi banyak perdebatan,antara hakim, jaksa penuntut, dan Udin.

Hakim : "Saudara Udin anda dituduh atas pemerkosaan anak dibawah umur !, bukan begitu saudara jaksa?"

Jaksa : "Tepat sekali yang mulia!"

Karena tuduhan hakim dan jaksa masih memberatkan si Udin,akhirnya Udin protes...

Udin : "SAYA TIDAK TERIMA YANG MULIA!!!"

Jaksa : "Tidak terima gimana, korban ada, saksi banyak kurang apa lagi?" (dengan senyuman sinis)

Udin : "Pokoknya saya tidak terima..!!, jelas-jelas saya tidak perkosa anak dibawah umur?"

Hakim : "Kalau bukan dibawah umur terus apaan?"

Dengan keyakinan Udin menjawab,"SAYA PERKOSA ANAK DIBAWAH KASUR...!!!??@#$

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hahahaha..
dasar sarap..
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dibawah kasur, bukan dibawah umur..:nyahaha:kkkkkkkkk
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streess si udin
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wakakaaka .. pinter juga si udin .
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bisa aja ngles nya si udin....
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