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Old 21st September 2010
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John Baker adalah seorang seniman yang gemar minuman keras, berpesan pada isterinya : "Ingat, Yang, kalau aku ingin 'berhubungan' denganmu, aku akan mengatakan, 'Yang, aku mau wiski !"

Istrinya menggangguk tanda mengerti.

Pada suatu malam suaminya yang sedang bekerja di kamarnya, tiba-tiba berteriak : "Yang, aku mau wiski !"

Entah karena capek atau sedang sibuk mengerjakan yang lain, isterinya menjawab : "Sabarlah, wiskinya susah di buka."

Begitulah berulang-ulang, tetapi isterinya selalu menjawab dengan alasan yang sama. Akhirnya sang suami diam saja, terus menekuni pekerjaannya.

Lama-lama sang isteri kasihan juga kepada suaminya, dari tempat tidurnya dia berteriak : "Mas, wiski sudah di buka !"

Dari ruang dapur terdengar jawaban suaminya : "Tidak usah, aku sudah buka si Martini !"
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hahahahaha..
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hahaha.. lagi exe cewe laen di dapur tuh..:nyahaha:
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hahaha si martininya apa lagi tuh?

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Cepet amat bawa perempuan laen ke rumahnya.
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hahahahah.............
lucu ya
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jgn2 pembantunya namanya martini
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Originally Posted by bereketex View Post
jgn2 pembantunya namanya martini
yup....
akhirnya ada yang ngeh jg...


"dapur" ma si martini clue nya

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