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Tahu kan Pa� Ma..., setahun itu 365 hari. Ada 52 hari minggu setahun dimana kita tahu ini adalah hari istirahat. Sehingga hari yang tersisa 313 hari.

Setahun ada 13 hari libur nasional. Berarti tinggal 300 hari. Liburan sekolah setahun paling sedikit 30 hari (bulan puasa kadang-kadang libur)

Maka hari yang tersisa hanya 270 hari. Ke sekolah bisa menghabiskan waktu 1 jam pergi 1 jam pulang, ini sama dengan 30 hari setahun. Sisa hari menjadi 240 hari.

Umumnya orang perlu 8 jam untuk tidur, berarti 120 hari setahun. Tinggal 120 hari lagi. Anak yang baik pastilah tidak lupa beribadah. Anggaplah 1 � 1 � jam sehari berarti setahunnya 25 hari.

Hari yang tersisa 95 hari. Bermain juga baik untuk kesegaran dan kesehatan, sebutlah 1 jam sehari berarti 15 hari setahun.
Tinggal 80 hari lagi.

Makan, minum, jajan katakanlah 1 jam sehari sehingga menjadi 15 hari setahun. Tersisa 65 hari.

Setiap orang pastilah perlu mandi, buang air dan ganti pakaian dan minimal menghabiskan 1 jam sehari berarti 15 hari lagi.
Masih ada 50 hari lagi.

Jangan lupa manusia butuh bersosialisasi dengan orang lain katakanlah sehari hanya bicara 1 jam sehingga perlu 15 hari lagi.
Tinggal 35 hari lagi.

Masak sih ga nonton TV sebutlah 1 jam sehari ini juga berarti 15 hari setahun. Tinggal 20 hari. Biasanya ujian 6 hari per semester berarti 12 hari setahun.

Tersisa 8 hari lagi. Setiap orang pasti bisa sakit. Katakanlah 7 hari sakit setahun cukup masuk akal. Tinggallah 1 hari lagi.

Satu hari itu HARI ULANG TAHUNKU Pa.., masak sih belajar?
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zzz...ada ada aja ndan :nyahaha:
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jgn ditiru ya ndan ..
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untungnya ane uda tamat sekolah ndan..

klo gak ane pake juga ne alasan...
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untungnya ane uda tamat sekolah ndan..

klo gak ane pake juga ne alasan...
bisa dipake untuk kondisi lainnya kok ndan
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