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Old 19th July 2011
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Alkisah ad seorg gadis tiap bln ke RS utk donor darah agar dpt mie dan telor rebus gratis. Setlh mendonor,dia mengantri utk menukar kupon mie dan telor rebus.Di dpn Gadis ad laki2 yg sebelumnya tak pernah dilihatnya di RS tsb. Ketika laki2 itu memberi kupon, petugas RS memberinya sepiring rib steak lgkp yg lezat. Gadis lgsg berpikir "Wah RS ini sdg boros sepertinya,org laki itu dikasih steak"
Namun giliran Gadis memberikan kupon, petugas RS malah memberikan mie dan telor rebus lg. Gadis protes ke petugas "Mbak, saya sdh bertahun-tahun donor darah di sini tp dptnya mie dan telor rebus melulu. Cowok itu baru sekali terlihat di RS ini malah diberi rib steaks !!".
Si petugas menjwb, "Ssssst.....Mbak, jgn bilang2 ya, Cowok itu dikasih steak krn dia bkn donor darah,tp donor sperma. Jarang yg mau soalnya,dan prosesnya pun melelahkan. Jd kita kasih layanan lebih". Gadis cuma bisa manggut2 kecewa.

3 Bulan kmdn, spt biasanya Gadis dtg ke RS utk mendonor. Susternya berkt, "Silahkan digulung lengannya Mbak,sy akan ambil darahnya." Gadis malah geleng2 kepala sj.
Suster bingung, "Mbak ? Koq gak mau diambil darahnya ? Lalu ke sini mau apa ?'
Gadis blg, "HAYA HAU HUMHANG HPEMA, IHI AHA HI HULUT HAYA" ....(Sy mau nyumbang sperma,ini ad di mulut sy).....

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Old 19th July 2011
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bused..
ada nge BJ dia..
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Old 23rd July 2011
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alamak, apa gak ketelen tuh sperma selama perjalanan ke rumah sakit........
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Old 3rd November 2011
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ada yg bersedia jadi donor lagi?
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Old 4th November 2011
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lumayan lah ndan..
bantu sundul aja deh
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hahaha
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hahaha .. sundul ndan...
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hua ha ha ha ha .......................... kirain apaan... ternyata nyimpen sperma di mulutnya ya
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takuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt
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